Friday humour

TheMarlin

Rocker

A nurse explained the difference between a Major operation and a Minor operation. Other people have Minor operations......

proggy

Rocker said:

A nurse explained the difference between a Major operation and a Minor operation. Other people have Minor operations......

So it has nothing to do with 3rds, 5ths and 7ths?

axisus

This is bloody weird ....

Kittyfrisk

Gandalph

proggy

I walked into a clairvoyant's today. She looked up and said, "The brothel's next door"
She was good.

Nitefly

Kittyfrisk said:

That didn't take long!

Kittyfrisk

^  You have no idea... (I have lots of Geordie mates).

Haych

Nitefly said:

Kittyfrisk said:

That didn't take long!

Gotta be honest, I don’t get it. But then I don’t follow football at all so I wouldn’t.

EricTheWeary

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Chris.B

Kittyfrisk said:

I found that quite funny, but I'm surprised the cultural appropriation people have not cancelled it. 

proggy

Kittyfrisk said:

^  You have no idea... (I have lots of Geordie mates).

Poor Steve Bruce will be crapping himself when he hears the new owners are thinking of giving him the chop.

Nitefly

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Stealing that one!

EricTheWeary

Nitefly said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Stealing that one!

It wouldn’t be stealing directly from me, that joke would need it’s own episode of Who DoYou Think you Are to find it’s origins. 

merlin

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

There once was a man from Dundee, 
Who wrote Limericks that stopped at line three, 
He said with a grin

the_jaffa

Nitefly said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Stealing that one!

When you steal it, please correct the erroneous apostrophe. 

mart

merlin said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

There once was a man from Dundee, 
Who wrote Limericks that stopped at line three, 
He said with a grin

There once was a young man called Juan.

EricTheWeary

the_jaffa said:

Nitefly said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Stealing that one!

When you steal it, please correct the erroneous apostrophe. 

You've no idea how much thought I put into how to do that! 

Kittyfrisk