Friday humour

rogd

HAL9000

Pete Townshend has just written a lyric about his petrol shortage anxiety - Won’t Be Fuelled Again.

proggy

I can't believe I've been cured of my kleptomania.

I have to keep pinching myself.

goldtop

HAL9000 said:

Pete Townshend has just written a lyric about his petrol shortage anxiety - Won’t Be Fuelled Again.

Shortly after he wrote a song about his Internet research - The Kids are Alright.

(too soon?)

breezytele

proggy

The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic road accident.
He was hit by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry.....

Obviously, this didn't happen in the UK.

merlin

axisus said:

rogd said:

Very Cleffer

Making treble again. 

zepp76

merlin said:

axisus said:

rogd said:

Very Cleffer

Making treble again. 

So somebody has made a clef out of a vacuum hose, that’s quite funny how they did that….I’ll make a note of it.

proggy

rogd said:

Looks like the work of Henry Mancini.

Barquentine

I've just thrown away my framed photograph of Hank Marvin. It's been in the loft for years but I hate living under a shadow.

Sesh

Barquentine said:

I've just thrown away my framed photograph of Hank Marvin. It's been in the loft for years but I hate living under a shadow.

When fly-fishing I had a fly that looked like Hank Marvin. 
I used to cast a.... Oh nevermind. 

EricTheWeary

Barquentine said:

I've just thrown away my framed photograph of Hank Marvin. It's been in the loft for years but I hate living under a shadow.

Took me two minutes to realise that it was nothing to do with vacuum cleaners. 

Stratavarious

EricTheWeary said:

Barquentine said:

I've just thrown away my framed photograph of Hank Marvin. It's been in the loft for years but I hate living under a shadow.

Took me two minutes to realise that it was nothing to do with vacuum cleaners. 

Sucker

TheMarlin

axisus

axisus

TheMarlin

drofluf

Don't get it assume there's a cultural reference I'm missing?

FarleyUK

Think it's a reference to the Portal games.

crunchman

FarleyUK said:

Think it's a reference to the Portal games.

That doesn't help much.  What on Earth are the Portal games?