Friday humour

HAL9000

merlin said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

There once was a man from Dundee, 
Who wrote Limericks that stopped at line three, 
He said with a grin

To freeze the moment
In seventeen syllables 
Is very diffic 
  
 Haiku No 1 - John Cooper Clarke

Nitefly

the_jaffa said:

Nitefly said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

Stealing that one!

When you steal it, please correct the erroneous apostrophe. 

I did! 

TheMarlin

Simonh

TheMarlin said:

If the first one doesn’t we should just keep going until there are none left.

rogd

proggy

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a Buckinghamshire farm.

Police suspect poachers.

Adey

merlin said:

EricTheWeary said:

There was a young man from Peru
Who’s limericks stopped at line two. 

There once was a man from Dundee, 
Who wrote Limericks that stopped at line three, 
He said with a grin

There was a young lady from Aberystwyth,

Went to the mill with some corn to make gristwyth,

The miller name Jack

Laid he flat on her back,

And united the organs they pistwyth.

fob

axisus

Jonathangus

rogd

fob

rogd said:

Missed a trick by not having the blue one on its rims.

TheMarlin

axisus

Jonathangus said:

I gave you a sympathy lol

the_jaffa

Jonathangus said:

Never understood why they go to the effort of putting an apostrophe where the O is removed but not where the OR is. 

HAL9000

the_jaffa said:

Jonathangus said:

Never understood why they go to the effort of putting an apostrophe where the O is removed but not where the OR is. 

There used to be (might still be for all I know) a road sign on the Gatwick M23 spur for Lond’n - so the number of characters hasn’t actually changed. Also maybe making the sign a couple of inches wider might have been the more sensible option.

rogd

rogd

Stratavarious

rogd said:

Musicians vacuum?

axisus

rogd said:

Very Cleffer