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Sasha puts up her hand. She says ‘I have two questions - why did Russia annex Crimea? And why are we invading Ukraine?
Before Vlad can reply the lunch bell rings and the class is dismissed so that the children can go off to eat.
When the class gets back after lunch another girl, Misha, puts her hand up. She says ‘I have four questions - why did Russia annex Crimea? Why are we invading Ukraine, Why did the lunch bell go off twenty minutes early? And where the fuck is Sasha?
Anyway ... this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother and he begs her; "Fairy Godmother please make me brown like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such."
The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus!You're brown."
The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for his package,
which is still yellow. He says to the Fairy Godmother "Wait a minute; my meat & two veg are still yellow."
To this the Fairy Godmother said, "I don't do willies, go and see the Wizard Of Oz for that.
The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There also happens to be a purple bear wandering around in the very same forest. He encounters the very same Fairy Godmother.
He implores her; "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She being a nice Fairy Godmother, takes out her magic wand and says, "You're brown."
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the old twig and berries, they remain purple. He says, "What about my wedding tackle, they're still purple!
She says, "I don' t do genitals, you will have to see the Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies, "Well that's just dandy but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"
The Fairy Godmother answers; "That's easy, just follow the yellow prick toad...."
Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
May not work cos of search
I laughed, but she said she was serious and her friend was giving me a look that said just do what she says, its not worth it. So I stirred 14 white sugar sachets in to her coffee whilst she thanked me and said it's just what she likes.