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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8499
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28397
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1621
    May be an image of 1 person and text
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  • bobeschismbobeschism Frets: 332
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16667
    I was very annoyed this morning when my car was hit by a delivery van driven by a koala bear.
    I shouted at him ‘oi, you clipped us!’
    To which he replied ‘no thanks, I’ve only just eaten.’ 
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    I've no idea what my doctor was talking about! He said that I'm suffering from CDO.
    Well, he called it OCD, but I've rearranged the letters into alphabetical order, like they should be.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13588
    proggy said:
    I've no idea what my doctor was talking about! He said that I'm suffering from CDO.
    Well, he called it OCD, but I've rearranged the letters into alphabetical order, like they should be.
    I think if it was different,  would've been a bit fishy 
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    bertie said:
    proggy said:
    I've no idea what my doctor was talking about! He said that I'm suffering from CDO.
    Well, he called it OCD, but I've rearranged the letters into alphabetical order, like they should be.
    I think if it was different,  would've been a bit fishy 
    What's up Doc?
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3413
     Stallone: Guys, I'm going to make a movie about Classical Composers. I'm playing Beethoven

    Van Damme: I'll play Mozart

    Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I'm not saying it!!
    Feedback - http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57885/
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Did you know Yoda had a last name?

    Layheehoo.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28397
    Kebabkid said:
     Stallone: Guys, I'm going to make a movie about Classical Composers. I'm playing Beethoven

    Van Damme: I'll play Mozart

    Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I'm not saying it!!
    Took a minute for the penny to drop ....
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13588
    axisus said:
    Kebabkid said:
     Stallone: Guys, I'm going to make a movie about Classical Composers. I'm playing Beethoven

    Van Damme: I'll play Mozart

    Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I'm not saying it!!
    Took a minute for the penny to drop ....
    ditto  :)
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • LastMantraLastMantra Frets: 3826
    Should be "I'll BE..." rather than "I'll PLAY..." surely. 
    MYMUSIC
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  • paulnb57paulnb57 Frets: 3222
    LastMantra said:
    Should be "I'll BE..." rather than "I'll PLAY..." surely. 
    Now I get it…
    Stranger from another planet welcome to our hole - Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n' roll

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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1621
    My penny is still in mid air.
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4714
    "I'll be back" (Bach)
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 20601
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1621
    DesVegas said:
    "I'll be back" (Bach)
    Ooooh. Am I dumb!!!
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6938
    Kittyfrisk said:
    Nay. 'Tis a 3770 year old Greggs vegan sausage roll. 
    feedback here
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  • TanninTannin Frets: 6020
    No, not dumb. @rogd The original telling of it didn't include the key part "I'll be" and it made no sense. Pity, it would have been pretty funny. 
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