Friday humour

bobeschism

proggy

My missus threw me out because she was sick of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations.

I'll return.

Kittyfrisk

bertie

proggy

I've just received the thesaurus I ordered from Amazon, but all the bloody pages are blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

bobeschism

Haych

Haych

bobeschism

Kittyfrisk

Kilgore

Kittyfrisk said:

That's nothing. Red Bull thieves stole an F1 World Championship in Abu Dhabi last year. 

Kittyfrisk

Feeling anxious over travelling?
 Nauseous when listening to the news about rising costs?
 Sweating & feeling physically sick when filling up with fuel?






You are probably suffering from the car owner virus...

axisus

the_jaffa

axisus said:

I don’t get it

545454

the_jaffa said:

axisus said:

I don’t get it

I didn't see it at first but the black top and lapels look like a tiny body

bertie

545454 said:

the_jaffa said:

axisus said:

I don’t get it

I didn't see it at first but the black top and lapels look like a tiny body

in a Col Sanders  way

the_jaffa

545454 said:

the_jaffa said:

axisus said:

I don’t get it

I didn't see it at first but the black top and lapels look like a tiny body

Ah yes, thank you. 

TheMarlin

Adey

When you want to give blood, why do they have to ask sooooo many questions????

Who's blood is this?

Where did you get it?

Why is it in a bucket???

TheMarlin