Friday humour

proggy

We were having breakfast this morning and my missus shouted, "You spend more time faffing about on Twitter than you do talking to me"

Honestly...... I nearly choked on my #brown.

TheMarlin

Haych

Stratavarious

"Wow this passport's fancy. Must have some kickass benefits. How many countries do you have the right to work in on this bad boy now?" 

"1"

"Huh. Still, blue though... Pretty fucking snazzy."

Shrews

Shrews

Bridgehouse

Closed. 

Because this is "Friday Humour" - not your own personal place to have a debate amongst yourselves and ruin it for everyone else. It's the very definition of derailing, and there are numerous other places on here where you can have the debate.

If you don't like something, there is a flag function.

How many of you flagged rather than having the discourse in public in thread? Zero. 

I need to cut out the posts and split them off. But it's after 11.30 at night and I really can't be arsed. So this stays closed til I can be arsed.

Bridgehouse

Ok. 

Derailing content now split out into a new thread. Feel free to continue that discussion there. This thread is for humour. 

Thanks all. 

Sporky

Three people walk into a pub. The landlord asks "do you all want a beer"?

The first one says "I don't know."
The second one says "I don't know."
The third one says "Yes." 

The landlord starts pouring pints, muttering "bloody logicians". 

RandallFlagg

Bridgehouse said:

Ok. 

Derailing content now split out into a new thread. Feel free to continue that discussion there. This thread is for humour. 

Thanks all. 

Not funny. flagged 

Bridgehouse

RandallFlagg said:

Bridgehouse said:

Ok. 

Derailing content now split out into a new thread. Feel free to continue that discussion there. This thread is for humour. 

Thanks all. 

Not funny. flagged 

*raises eyebrow*

maltingsaudio

https://youtu.be/jdWT8e8CUDM

bobeschism

rogd

littlegreenman

TheMarlin

proggy

When I'm out on the pull, I tell women that I'm responsible for a large team of web developers.

I find it gets a better reception than saying, I live in a bedsit with a spider infestation.

Kebabkid

Gandalph

Haych

My mate was complaining about how difficult he was finding it cultivating apples.  I said he should grow a pear!