Friday humour

Kebabkid

Kebabkid

Winny_Pooh

Kittyfrisk

Gandalph

crunchman

Gandalph said:

That is brilliant.  So tempting to actually do it.

Jonathangus

axisus

axisus

axisus

axisus

axisus

bertie

^^^ that deserves  LOLs and Normans  in equal measure

Soupman

Had a chuckle at @Tannin & @Nitefly posts recently, so in a similar vein I offer this one:
After a Friday night dance in a neighbouring  village pub, two blokes make their way home over the fields. Neither having been successful with the local girls, they had spent the evening drowning their sorrows and so, well past sobriety, they headed back to their village over the fields. At one point, the path turns a corner and ahead of them they see a sheep on the path, it's head stuck in the fence.
You know what's coming don't you.

The two friends stop in their tracks. "What's this?" says one. "Looks like the village leisure centre to me.That IS inviting" says the other.
"Look", says the other, "I'm desperate for a shag. We'll both have a go and say nothing. I'll go first".
He staggers over to the unfortunate beast and does the business. "Phew. Your turn" he says.
"Ok" says his pal, and dropping his trousers,  kneels down and sticks his head through the fence…… .

boogieman

Well if we’re doing ancient jokes….

A man and his wife are doing a trip across the desert by camel with an Arab guide. All is going well until one morning when one of the camels refuses to get up. The guide tries various things with no results, so  finally he gets two bricks out of his bag. He tells the man to sit on the camel and warns him to hold on as tight as he can. He goes to the back of the camel and, holding a brick in each hand, whacks the camels bollocks between them. The camel gets up and races off. 

“Dear god! Doesn’t that hurt?” says the woman. 

“Oh no. Only if you get your fingers caught between the bricks madam”. 

Kittyfrisk

proggy

I'm not normally one to brag about my wealth, but yesterday, I had my heating on.

Brio

Sounds Peachy.

bertie

bobeschism