Friday humour

merlin

Tannin said:

No, not dumb. @rogd The original telling of it didn't include the key part "I'll be" and it made no sense. Pity, it would have been pretty funny. 

A mere typo...  

Cols

merlin said:

Tannin said:

No, not dumb. @rogd The original telling of it didn't include the key part "I'll be" and it made no sense. Pity, it would have been pretty funny. 

A mere typo...  

Two goldfish in a bowl.  One of them says to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Teetonetal

merlin said:

Tannin said:

No, not dumb. @rogd The original telling of it didn't include the key part "I'll be" and it made no sense. Pity, it would have been pretty funny. 

A mere typo...  

I thought it was a better Joke for having to work a little bit

Brio

Two goldfish in a bowl.  One of them says to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Now that redirection was proper funny.

rogd

Two nuns sitting in the bath.
One says, 'wears the soap'...........................................................

maltingsaudio

rogd said:

Two nuns sitting in the bath.
One says, 'wears the soap'...........................................................

It’s over hear said the blind man…….

equalsql

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drofluf

Two nuns riding their bicycles through town.

One says to the other "I've never come this way before"

"Me neither" replied the other "must be the cobbles"

drofluf

A nun was in the bath when there was a knock on the door. Afraid of being seen she asked

"Who is it?"

"Blind man can the reply"

He can't see me she thought so she said "come in"

"Nice tits" he said "now where do you want this blind fitted?"

bertie

drofluf said:

A nun was in the bath when there was a knock on the door. Afraid of being seen she asked

"Who is it?"

"Blind man can the reply"

He can't see me she thought so she said "come in"

"Nice tits" he said "now where do you want this blind fitted?"

Vicar of Dibley.....................

axisus

axisus

Haych

axisus said:

Every time I see Trigger he always reminds me of Pick Withers:

rogd

Philly_Q

Haych said:

Every time I see Trigger he always reminds me of Pick Withers

I'm not claiming this is amusing, but every time I see Zelensky he reminds me of a younger Mark Thomas.

maltingsaudio

Two nuns driving in a car and the devil lands on the roof. The nun driving says to her passenger “show him your cross”
The other nun leans out the window and shouts:

”Fxxxk off Satan”

bertie

maltingsaudio said:

Two nuns driving in a car and the devil lands on the roof. The nun driving says to her passenger “show him your cross”
The other nun leans out the window and shouts:

”Fxxxk off Satan”

I told that during one of my best mans speeches (longer version) 

axisus

TheMarlin

equalsql

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