Friday humour

axisus

I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.

axisus

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

bertie

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

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has he been named yet ?

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proggy

bertie said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

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has he been named yet ?

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I think he misunderstood the meaning of 'chief whip'.

bloodandtears

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Lebarque

bloodandtears said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Bet he gets a great reception in the Commons.

bloodandtears

Lebarque said:

bloodandtears said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Bet he gets a great reception in the Commons.

plenty of erect masts in there, that's why

Lebarque

bloodandtears said:

Lebarque said:

bloodandtears said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Bet he gets a great reception in the Commons.

plenty of erect masts in there, that's why

Did Johnson stand to attention?

TheMarlin

Lebarque

Lebarque said:

bloodandtears said:

Lebarque said:

bloodandtears said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Bet he gets a great reception in the Commons.

plenty of erect masts in there, that's why

Did Johnson stand to attention?

Neil Parish named as the chap under investigation. Bet he's got a small constituency.

drofluf

Lebarque said:

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Neil Parish named as the chap under investigation. Bet he's got a small constituency.

But a hardcore that will vote for him whatever

bloodandtears

drofluf said:

Lebarque said:

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Neil Parish named as the chap under investigation. Bet he's got a small constituency.

But a hardcore that will vote for him whatever

I think they'll go soft on him..

Haych

CE1

bloodandtears said:

axisus said:

I hear that some MP watching porn splashed out on a new phone

I heard it was a Siemens?

Totally true story, I used to be part of a team that built electric racing cars. One of our big sponsors was a local company King Dick Tools. We were invited to run our car down the Mall as part of Prince Charles’s Ecofestival a few years ago. When we got there we were given stickers to put on the car from the event sponsor - you guessed it, Siemens. The only space was under the King dick tools sticker. We have pics of the car going down the Mall with King Dick Siemens on the side. The driver was also interviewed by Quentin Wilson for Channel 5 but the footage sadly made it to TV. The strangest thing is that we only noticed when we got back!

HAL9000

drofluf said:

Lebarque said:

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Neil Parish named as the chap under investigation. Bet he's got a small constituency.

But a hardcore that will vote for him whatever

He’d probably be facing some stiff competition 

CoolCat

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

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