Friday humour

proggy

Jesus walked into his dad's carpentry shed and said, "Did you call me father?"

"No son" replied Joseph, "I just hit my thumb with a hammer"

TheMarlin

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EricTheWeary

I just bought a male wig for £5. Seemed a small price toupee. 

equalsql

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/comics-cartoon-funny-random-situations-gag-dave-blazek-fb3.png

proggy

Boris Becker's daughter phoned the court to ask how many months her dad got.

They said, "30, love"

bobeschism

TheMarlin said:

Reminds me of Clint in one of the Dirty Harry films:

Harry – “Do you have any kids, lieutenant?”

Lt. – “Me? No.”

 Harry – “Lucky for them.”

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bertie

TheMarlin said:

Im more worried about that syrup 

Kittyfrisk

"BREAKING: Embarrassing moment for Boris Johnson as he tweets that he was in Teesside (a place where everyone hates him) but he was actually in North Tyneside (another place where everyone hates him) x  "

https://twitter.com/bbclaurakt/status/1521230837022396418?s=24&t=y-TgGf-xw8K_jTqduOcBaA

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bertie

DesVegas

https://m.imgur.com/t/maythe4th/GFGwPgQ

axisus

CE1

I bought some viagra eye drops.
They make me look hard