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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5798
    I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but there was no answer.  It just kept ringing.

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • AdeyAdey Frets: 2426
    A while ago I wrote a joke about the Coronavirus pandemic, but nobody laughed.

    Well, they've all got it now.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    Adey said:
    A while ago I wrote a joke about the Coronavirus pandemic, but nobody laughed.

    Well, they've all got it now.
    nice adaptation on the Bob Monkhouse "when I was at school they all laughed when I told them I was going to be a comedian etc etc)
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5798
    The best Bob Monkhouse joke was.......

    I'm still having sex at 73.  I live at number 77 so it isn't far to go.

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19433
    edited May 2022
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    Kittyfrisk said:
    that's that posh lady off Gogglebox
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    https://i.imgur.com/Kz5T3hB.jpg?1


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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    wheely ??
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9831
    All my relatives were police marksmen except for one uncle who was a terrorist; he died surrounded by his family.

    (Shamelessly copied from Milton Jones)
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12521
    Haych said:
    The best Bob Monkhouse joke was.......

    I'm still having sex at 73.  I live at number 77 so it isn't far to go.
    Similarly: a military officer gets chatting to a lady at a party. They eventually move onto the subject of sex and he says “I haven’t had sex since 1958”. 

    “Good god! Aren’t you terribly frustrated?” 

    “Well, not really. It’s only twenty two hundred hours now”. 


    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28355
    HAL9000 said:
    All my relatives were police marksmen except for one uncle who was a terrorist; he died surrounded by his family.

    (Shamelessly copied from Milton Jones)
    Great joke! Milton Jones has an amazing sense of humour
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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 14012
    bertie said:
    equalsql said:
    The Eatles
    https://i.redd.it/fqr6ypto2ay81.jpg
    "Strawberry Flans Forever"
    "Here comes the bun"
    "Getting Batter"
    "Strawberry Milkshake Forever"


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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    Please feed me
    Love me dough
    Norwegian food
    Polyhydrate Pam
    Old brown choux
    I'm only eating
    Ticket to bite
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  • LebarqueLebarque Frets: 3963
    RandallFlagg said:
    bertie said:
    equalsql said:
    The Eatles
    https://i.redd.it/fqr6ypto2ay81.jpg
    "Strawberry Flans Forever"
    "Here comes the bun"
    "Getting Batter"
    "Strawberry Milkshake Forever"
    Hey Food
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  • Philly_QPhilly_Q Frets: 23713
    A Day in the Caff.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    Maple and Pecan Twist and Shout

    Yellow Submarine Roll


    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • maltingsaudiomaltingsaudio Frets: 3179
    Lovely Pizza
    Steak and Honey Pie
    www.maltingsaudio.co.uk
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Carry That Weight

    Happiness Is A Warm Bun
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Got To Get You Into My Mouth
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  • tone1tone1 Frets: 5203
    (Bread) Roll over Beeth….oven
    http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/59137/tone1#latest
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