Friday humour

kaypeejay

Choccy Racoon
Maxwell’s toffee hammer

proggy

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Gastric Band

Kilgore

I Want To Hold Your Ham

Oil You Need Is Love

Back Bacon In The USSR

We Can Wok It Out

Salt And Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

WezV

bertie

^^   lol ,  that was mrs bert not long after we got together,  when I was learning the "outro"  to Hotel California solo  

mart

Counterfeits today really aren't as convincing as they used to be:
https://i.imgur.com/Rhmr09M.jpg

Stratavarious

WezV said:

That gets a Wiz

Haych

Last night, my daughter woke us just before midnight.

"Daddy?" she whispered, tugging my sleeve. "Guess how old I'll be next month?"

"How old, honey?" I mumbled.

She smiled and held up four fingers.

My wife and I sat up with her for the next eight hours.

She still refuses to tell us where she got them!

drofluf

Haych said:

Last night, my daughter woke us just before midnight.

"Daddy?" she whispered, tugging my sleeve. "Guess how old I'll be next month?"

"How old, honey?" I mumbled.

She smiled and held up four fingers.

My wife and I sat up with her for the next eight hours.

She still refuses to tell us where she got them!

Took a while for the penny to drop but that deserves more than a single LOL

CoolCat

bobeschism

bobeschism

bobeschism

bertie

equalsql

https://i.redd.it/bjlfw8tj37z81.jpg

Sporky

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:

 

relic245

Irish rock group's front man Bono and his bandmate The Edge are to perform a 40 minute concert in a metro station in Kiev on Sunday. 

My God, have those poor people not suffered enough!

Mattharrier

Sporky said:

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:

 

It took me much, much longer to work that out than it should have done.

Cols

TheMarlin