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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8149
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Me and the missus have just sat down in this new restaurant and I've ordered the hippo soup.

    Not sure what I'm having yet.
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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3136
    May be an image of text that says YES OPTUS 934 PM Messages 61 Edit Hey mate my names Mario just wanted to know if could come and take a look at the car you have for sale After 5pm is good for me when r ru available Cheers I should be should be available after 6 tomorrow 19102011 931 PM Good night beautiful can not wait to have u in my arms love n miss u heaps Xoxox Look man Im just interested in the car
    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • ColsCols Frets: 7299
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 19399

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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6244
    https://i.redd.it/xowv8y76iq391.jpg
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • GandalphGandalph Frets: 1626
     
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29170
    edited June 2022
    Sort of stolen from elsewhere; the British Army has 221 tanks, but fielded 250 horses for the Jubilee parades.

    Which means that if we go to war, 58 of the horses will have to share tanks.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • bobeschismbobeschism Frets: 332
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    ^^ someone needs to explain that one  ^^  :/
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1735
    bertie said:
    ^^ someone needs to explain that one  ^^  :/

    Television (the band) had an album called Marquee Moon; the band members faces have been replaced by a headshot of Mark E. Smith (singer/songwriter)

    Simples... 
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    bloodandtears said:
    bertie said:
    ^^ someone needs to explain that one  ^^  :/

    Television (the band) had an album called Marquee Moon; the band members faces have been replaced by a headshot of Mark E. Smith (singer/songwriter)

    Simples... 
    lost me on all three  of those  =) 
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1735
    bertie said:
    bloodandtears said:
    bertie said:
    ^^ someone needs to explain that one  ^^  :/

    Television (the band) had an album called Marquee Moon; the band members faces have been replaced by a headshot of Mark E. Smith (singer/songwriter)

    Simples... 
    lost me on all three  of those  =) 

    TL:DR;   it aint that funny...
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    I've joined a dating agency for arsonists and it's brilliant.

    They send me new matches every day.
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5787
    I spent two hours last night defrosting the freezer, or as she prefers to call it; foreplay!

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • robertyroberty Frets: 10915
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  • stufisherstufisher Frets: 886
    Inspired!

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  • bobeschismbobeschism Frets: 332
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  • Winny_PoohWinny_Pooh Frets: 7898
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