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"Entrants must be 12 or under...or dead."
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
Then you have to walk like a penguin with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.
Anyway, I'm nearly at Sainsbury's Local.
”Yes of course doctor, anything!”
”ok, well then, I want you to go into her room and give your wife oral sex”.
”Yes, but I think she choked.”
Her - What did the boy with no arms get for christmas?
Me - ...........I don't know
Her - no-one does, he hasn't opened it yet
Her again with a quick fire double round