Friday humour

guitars4you

Kittyfrisk said:

^ Sodium symbol is Na. Repeat out loud 16 times...

thanks - I would not have got it otherwise

bertie

bobeschism

Haych

guitars4you

Kittyfrisk said:

^ Sodium symbol is Na. Repeat out loud 16 times...

thanks - I would not have got it otherwise

Headphones

Surely it's Hey Jude?

Gandalph

As it's been so hot today I asked the local Hermes delivery driver if he wanted a bottle of ice cold water. When he answered yes I lobbed it over my next door neighbours fence and told him I'd left it in a designated safe place. 

Brio

https://i.imgur.com/PZ9udZn.jpg

I so love that.

axisus

proggy

A bloke is up before a judge on shoplifting charges. He's chewing loudly.
The judge says, "This is a courtroom. Stop masticating"
"Sorry your honour" says the bloke, and takes his hands out of his pockets.

Jonathangus

axisus

Haych

I just wanted to let everyone know that Ive started a new cat sitting service.

I will look after your fluffy friend until I see the cash reward notice posted on Facebook.

You're welcome.

Haych

CFH

axisus

proggy

CFH said:

I don't get it.

axisus

proggy said:

I don't get it.

Not a band. 4 short blokes from a little known film.

mart

axisus said:

proggy said:

I don't get it.

Not a band. 4 short blokes from a little known film.

But at least the left-most one established a successful career as kgb agent and then Russian president.

rogd

mart said:

axisus said:

proggy said:

I don't get it.

Not a band. 4 short blokes from a little known film.

But at least the left-most one established a successful career as kgb agent and then Russian president.

Non the wiser.