Friday humour

rogd · July 2022

bertie said:

^^ nope another one over me head ^^

Ditto.

the_jaffa · July 2022

rogd said:

bertie said:

^^ nope another one over me head ^^

Ditto.

https://youtu.be/mL2Bgj-za5k

Philly_Q · July 2022

the_jaffa said:

rogd said:

bertie said:

^^ nope another one over me head ^^

Ditto.

https://youtu.be/mL2Bgj-za5k

OK yes, that was clever. But I'm never watching that video again.

Winny_Pooh · July 2022

rogd said:

bertie said:

^^ nope another one over me head ^^

Ditto.

"Love Deuce" I think

Jonathangus · July 2022

axisus · July 2022

Three women die in an accident together and go to heaven.

They meet god at the door, and he says "there is only one rule in heaven. Don't step on the turtles."

So they go in, and sure enough there are millions and millions of turtles on the ground, and it is near impossible not to step on one.

So the first woman accidentally steps on a turtle. Saint Peter comes and chains her hand together with the hand of the ugliest man she had seen in her life.

Later, the second woman stepped on a turtle, and Saint Peter came and chained her hand to another ugly, ugly man's hand.

The last woman was very, very careful though. She didn't step on a turtle for months. So when the 3rd month finished without her stepping on a turtle, Saint Peter came and chained her hand to a beautiful, handsome man's hand.

She says "I wonder what I did to be chained to you for all eternity!" He replies "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a turtle."