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Saint Peter asked, "What's his name?"
"John Smith", replied the woman.
Saint Peter paused and sucked through his teeth, with a doubtful look on his face, before saying, "Wow, we get a lot of John Smiths. But perhaps I could search for him by his final words. Do you remember his last words?"
She thought a moment and then said, "Oh, I remember! He said if I ever slept with another man after he died, he'd roll over in his grave."
"Oh!" exclaimed Saint Peter, "You mean 'Whirling John Smith'!"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
”Oh wotcha Lord. I’m ok thanks…although I haven’t had a piss for a couple of centuries. Could you mind the gates for me?”
”Errr, yeah, ok. What do I have to do?”
”Oh you know, ask anyone who comes up a few questions. Stop the riffraff getting in, that sort of thing”
Jesus agrees and St Peter goes off.
”Well I’m looking for my son, he should be here”
”Listen mate, there’s millions of people in here, you’ll need to be more specific”
”Err, ok. Well he’d be in his mid 30s.”
”Oh come on” Jesus replies “Give us a clue. Has he got anything special about him?”
“Errr, well…. yes! Hold on. He’s got holes through his hands and feet!”
Jesus looks at the old bearded man, then says “Father, is that you?”
The old man replies “Pinocchio!!!!!”
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.