Friday humour

axisus

blobb

Winny_Pooh

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CouL76ToW61/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Kittyfrisk

Sorry about the source 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11886959/E-wasnt-expecting-Painful-moment-Irish-E-scooter-rider-crashes-pavement-barrier.html

True to the Daily Fail's traditional high level of journalistic standards. "Absorbing what had just happened, the man could then be heard growning on the ground."

Sporky

Ilfracombe has a strange approach to mini golf.

 

axisus

blobb said:

Actually you are wrong, I think you'll find that Paddy Considine put him in that case

crunchman

Kittyfrisk

Haych

Kittyfrisk said:

Sorry about the source 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11886959/E-wasnt-expecting-Painful-moment-Irish-E-scooter-rider-crashes-pavement-barrier.html

True to the Daily Fail's traditional high level of journalistic standards. "Absorbing what had just happened, the man could then be heard growning on the ground."

That's gonna leave a mark!

sev112

Haych said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Sorry about the source 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11886959/E-wasnt-expecting-Painful-moment-Irish-E-scooter-rider-crashes-pavement-barrier.html

True to the Daily Fail's traditional high level of journalistic standards. "Absorbing what had just happened, the man could then be heard growning on the ground."

That's gonna leave a mark!

“Close Line” instead of Clothes Line too !

littlegreenman

HAL9000

Cut and pasted from Facebook…

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window

I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,

Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

guitars4you

Singapore water polo team with their national flag/swim trunks

roberty

munckee

My mother in law went out to the bin the other day and saw her neighbour who is a builder had spilt white stuff all over his drive. Next day she went out and it was still there. She went and fetched her sweeping brush and spent ages sweeping it all into a dustpan and threw it away. 

The neighbour saw my father in law yesterday and explained that he has spent £40 on bicarbonate of soda and had spread it all over the drive way and was leaving it there for a week to help clean oil stains off his drive and now needs to do it again. 

He also said the video of her in her nightie cleaning it all up for nearly an hour is brilliant. 

axisus

Haych

Husband:  I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my mother.

Wife:  Why is it engraved do not resuscitate?

Haych

Psychologist:  Tests indicate that you are resilient and determined and there should be nothing on which you set you mind that you cannot accomplish successfully.

Me:  You haven't heard me play the guitar!

rogd

boogieman

“Give it to me. Give it to me now! I’m soaking wet” she moaned. 

“Sorry love, I told you to bring your own umbrella”.