Friday humour

chillidoggy

Sporky said:

It's when you have a list of things, and put a comma before the "and" before the last thing. So the last sentence in that clipping would change to:

"Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year old demigod, and a dildo collector"

Is there a Youtube vid to accompany that?

RocknRollDave

Tannin said:

^ I call bullshit.Not possible that any Australian animal would ever say "mom", only Americans say that.

Take it you’ve never been to the West Midlands, then…?

Sporky

chillidoggy said:

Sporky said:

It's when you have a list of things, and put a comma before the "and" before the last thing. So the last sentence in that clipping would change to:

"Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year old demigod, and a dildo collector"

Is there a Youtube vid to accompany that?

Typing "Peter Ustinov dildo collector" into YouTube gives this:

littlegreenman

Posting from a phone is harder than I thought. Not a funny, but hey...

rogd

blobb

Tannin

@blobb that is a corker! I ... er .. sorry for the expression but I really did .. I laughed out loud. 

equalsql

One for Good Friday  
https://i.redd.it/bkdf80wwmhsa1.gif

Kittyfrisk

My mate asked me what my plans were for Easter.

I told him ' Same as Jesus. Disappear on Friday & don't rock up again 'till Sunday, probably feeling like death warmed up'

rogd

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

Kittyfrisk

rogd

littlegreenman

rogd

TheMarlin

Winny_Pooh

TheMarlin

boogieman

Ginger ladies: don’t get a Brazilian. It’ll end up looking like a fish finger.