Friday humour

Sporky

An I seed what you did there. 

breakstuff

Can you all just leaf it out with the puns please.

bloodandtears

no need to get salty!

Poboy

I saw some herbs yesterday.

guitars4you

Poboy said:

I saw some herbs yesterday.

Watch with mother ?

jdgm

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goldtop

Not really a joke, but if this doesn't bring a smile to your day, check your pulse.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1686770392927547392

RandallFlagg

bloodandtears said:

no need to get salty!

I've fed up with this thread being peppered with herb and seasonings puns

nero1701

RandallFlagg said:

bloodandtears said:

no need to get salty!

I've fed up with this thread being peppered with herb and seasonings puns

Winny_Pooh

goldtop

OK, you click on one dog-related Tweet, and all of a sudden that's all you get.

Another one to share:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1686985981281374209

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

EricTheWeary

Winny_Pooh said:

There is a town in southern Germany called Wank which I didn’t get to, only to Titisee. 

Google translate says Wanktunnel means Wank Tunnel  

Stratavarious

Winny_Pooh said:

It’s a major sport in Switzerland 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadion_Wankdorf

bloodandtears

EricTheWeary said:

Winny_Pooh said:

There is a town in southern Germany called Wank which I didn’t get to, only to Titisee. 

Google translate says Wanktunnel means Glory Hole  

FTFY! ;-)

the_jaffa

I just watched a man crash his car while on the phone and eating a sandwich…

and they say it’s only women who can multitask

proggy

I was walking past a pet shop and it had a kitten in the window with a sign which read 'Genuine Netherlands cat for sale'
Not believing it was from the Netherlands, I went in and asked the assistant....

"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"

HAL9000

It’s hard to say what my wife does all day - that’s because she sells seashells on the seashore.