Friday humour

rogd · July 2023

equalsql · July 2023

Haych said:

Emp_Fab said:

...and that's just reintroduced the racism.

Ahem

Emp_Fab said:

One of Simon Evans's.....

Three blokes, an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani are waiting to meet their newborn sons for the first time at the maternity hospital. The nurse comes out to say there's been a terrible mix-up and they don't know whose baby is who's. The men agree to go in and pick a baby each and say nothing to their wives (I know, but it's a joke). The Englishman goes in first and comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani guy's child. The Pakistani quickly protests, to which the Englishman says "Yeah, but it's 50:50 that one of the others is Welsh and I wasn't willing to take the chance".

Although I notice nobody was so bold as to call this one out, not that I'm pointing the finger, Emp, or suggesting it should be, but if one is racist and the other is ok then double standards exist.

I'm not fighting my corner, I repeated a joke to which somebody took offence - I don't come here for arguments or confrontations so I held up my hands, apologised and removed my post, although now that it's been quoted it seems to be indelible on the forum forever, I thought my change would filter through and remove it from quotes too, but that doesn't seem to have worked.

Maybe if the mods can do something about that then I leave that to their discretion and I'll accept any sanctions for my blatant and outrageous hate of anyone who isn't Jacob Rees-Mogg.

So does that mean your a Moggist?

Haych · July 2023

equalsql said:

Haych said:

Emp_Fab said:

...and that's just reintroduced the racism.

Ahem

Emp_Fab said:

One of Simon Evans's.....

Three blokes, an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani are waiting to meet their newborn sons for the first time at the maternity hospital. The nurse comes out to say there's been a terrible mix-up and they don't know whose baby is who's. The men agree to go in and pick a baby each and say nothing to their wives (I know, but it's a joke). The Englishman goes in first and comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani guy's child. The Pakistani quickly protests, to which the Englishman says "Yeah, but it's 50:50 that one of the others is Welsh and I wasn't willing to take the chance".

Although I notice nobody was so bold as to call this one out, not that I'm pointing the finger, Emp, or suggesting it should be, but if one is racist and the other is ok then double standards exist.

I'm not fighting my corner, I repeated a joke to which somebody took offence - I don't come here for arguments or confrontations so I held up my hands, apologised and removed my post, although now that it's been quoted it seems to be indelible on the forum forever, I thought my change would filter through and remove it from quotes too, but that doesn't seem to have worked.

Maybe if the mods can do something about that then I leave that to their discretion and I'll accept any sanctions for my blatant and outrageous hate of anyone who isn't Jacob Rees-Mogg.

So does that mean you’re a Moggist?

Just a bit of TIC.

proggy · July 2023

My missus said to me, "The women's World Cup is just starting, Are you going to watch it, or do you want to come and help me do the shopping?"

Sent from my iPhone, in Sainsbury's.

Shrews · July 2023

Emp_Fab · July 2023

Haych said:

Emp_Fab said:

...and that's just reintroduced the racism.

Ahem

Emp_Fab said:

One of Simon Evans's.....

Three blokes, an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani are waiting to meet their newborn sons for the first time at the maternity hospital. The nurse comes out to say there's been a terrible mix-up and they don't know whose baby is who's. The men agree to go in and pick a baby each and say nothing to their wives (I know, but it's a joke). The Englishman goes in first and comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani guy's child. The Pakistani quickly protests, to which the Englishman says "Yeah, but it's 50:50 that one of the others is Welsh and I wasn't willing to take the chance".

Although I notice nobody was so bold as to call this one out, not that I'm pointing the finger, Emp, or suggesting it should be, but if one is racist and the other is ok then double standards exist.

I'm not fighting my corner, I repeated a joke to which somebody took offence - I don't come here for arguments or confrontations so I held up my hands, apologised and removed my post, although now that it's been quoted it seems to be indelible on the forum forever, I thought my change would filter through and remove it from quotes too, but that doesn't seem to have worked.

Maybe if the mods can do something about that then I leave that to their discretion and I'll accept any sanctions for my blatant and outrageous hate of anyone who isn't Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I was just pointing out that Sporky had suggested an edit to the original racist joke to make it non-racist which Stratavarious then commented on saying it was originally about the Welsh, thus counteracting Sporky's efforts. I wasn't complaining about him making it racist again per se, I was commenting on his apparent misreading of the sequence of events.

As for my Simon Evans joke - I'm allowed to, I'm Welsh!

chillidoggy · July 2023

Emp_Fab said:

Haych said:

Emp_Fab said:

...and that's just reintroduced the racism.

Ahem

Emp_Fab said:

One of Simon Evans's.....

Three blokes, an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani are waiting to meet their newborn sons for the first time at the maternity hospital. The nurse comes out to say there's been a terrible mix-up and they don't know whose baby is who's. The men agree to go in and pick a baby each and say nothing to their wives (I know, but it's a joke). The Englishman goes in first and comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani guy's child. The Pakistani quickly protests, to which the Englishman says "Yeah, but it's 50:50 that one of the others is Welsh and I wasn't willing to take the chance".

Although I notice nobody was so bold as to call this one out, not that I'm pointing the finger, Emp, or suggesting it should be, but if one is racist and the other is ok then double standards exist.

I'm not fighting my corner, I repeated a joke to which somebody took offence - I don't come here for arguments or confrontations so I held up my hands, apologised and removed my post, although now that it's been quoted it seems to be indelible on the forum forever, I thought my change would filter through and remove it from quotes too, but that doesn't seem to have worked.

Maybe if the mods can do something about that then I leave that to their discretion and I'll accept any sanctions for my blatant and outrageous hate of anyone who isn't Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I was just pointing out that Sporky had suggested an edit to the original racist joke to make it non-racist which Stratavarious then commented on saying it was originally about the Welsh, thus counteracting Sporky's efforts. I wasn't complaining about him making it racist again per se, I was commenting on his apparent misreading of the sequence of events.

As for my Simon Evans joke - I'm allowed to, I'm Welsh!

Just because you live there, it doesn’t mean you’re Welsh!