Friday humour

boogieman

bertie

merlin

bertie said:

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! 

Haych

My wife called me pretentious. 

I was so surprised, I almost dropped my monocle!

Nitefly

Pretentious?  Moi?

Winny_Pooh

Gandalph

Shrews

 

Shrews

 

Haych

On second thoughts, maybe not…..

Gandalph

     

Soupman

^Oooh...instead of the LOL can we have a groan button?
  

Headphones

Soupman said:

^Oooh...instead of the LOL can we have a groan button?
  

Only if it makes a cowbell sound.

You have nothing to fear.

Shrews

 

maltingsaudio

https://ifunny.co/picture/medusa-i-ll-defeat-you-with-my-eyes-closed-my-0pt6dH9f8

Emp_Fab

One of Simon Evans's.....


Three blokes, an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani are waiting to meet their newborn sons for the first time at the maternity hospital.  The nurse comes out to say there's been a terrible mix-up and they don't know who's baby is who's.  The men agree to go in and pick a baby each and say nothing to their wives (I know, but it's a joke).  The Englishman goes in first and comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani guy's child.  The Pakistani quickly protests, to which the Englishman says "Yeah, but it's 50:50 that one of the others is Welsh and I wasn't willing to take the chance".

EricTheWeary

“Oi waiter, my soup is cold!”

”Sir, it’s gazpacho.”

”Oi Gazpacho, my soup is cold!” 

Kittyfrisk

axisus

EricTheWeary said:

“Oi waiter, my soup is cold!”

”Sir, it’s gazpacho.”

”Oi Gazpacho, my soup is cold!” 

Am I the only one that thought of Rimmer?

crunchman

axisus said:

EricTheWeary said:

“Oi waiter, my soup is cold!”

”Sir, it’s gazpacho.”

”Oi Gazpacho, my soup is cold!” 

Am I the only one that thought of Rimmer?

No