Friday humour

Sporky

Space Baron Alaptop is an excellent name for a B-movie villain. 

Haych

Judge: Why didn't you help when you witnessed a stranger beating up your wife?

Defendant: He didn't look like he needed any help!

Gandalph

roberty

axisus

relic245

rogd

goldtop

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1643648378776043523

(although plastic in the oceans is not funny...)

rogd

Haych

"Son, you're adopted."

"Adopted? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

"No, we're your biological parents. But start packing; your adoptive parents will be here soon!"

Jonathangus

HAL9000

My local pet shop had some cute kittens from the Netherlands in their display .

I went in and asked ‘How Dutch is that Moggy in the window?’

roberty

Checks out 

roberty

HAL9000

After my son cut his finger opening one of those corned beef cans with the key (which I didn’t know still existed), it seemed appropriate to dig this up…

https://youtu.be/41tOgkWlzkA

equalsql

My neighbour had a penis extension..

I'm too embarrassed to go in his house now.

Poboy

These lawful neutral chaotic things are unbelievably shite. Let's kill it, yeah....

TheMarlin

TheMarlin

TheMarlin