Friday humour

blobb

Gandalph

proggy

Two blokes marooned on a desert island, been on there for years.
One said to the other, "Spurs lost today"

"How the bloody hell do you know that?"

"It's Saturday" he said.

crunchman

proggy said:

Two blokes marooned on a desert island, been on there for years.
One said to the other, "Spurs lost today"

"How the bloody hell do you know that?"

"It's Saturday" he said.

That one might be older than Willie Nelson.

proggy

crunchman said:

proggy said:

Two blokes marooned on a desert island, been on there for years.
One said to the other, "Spurs lost today"

"How the bloody hell do you know that?"

"It's Saturday" he said.

That one might be older than Willie Nelson.

Yes, it probably is.

merlin

proggy said:

crunchman said:

That one might be older than Willie Nelson.

Yes, it probably is.

Or worse, Keith Richards...

Haych

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “how do you drive this thing?”

nero1701

Bill and Ben in the bath....

Bill says to Ben...FLubbbl Lub glub Glob.....

Ben says to Bill..If you loved me, you'd swallow that!

axisus

proggy

I met my Spanish wife at a local castanets club.

We just clicked.

axisus

proggy said:

I met my Spanish wife at a local castanets club.

We just clicked.

I met my wife working for a building contractor, it was love at first site

Sporky

I met my wife in a football goal. I knew she was a keeper. 

proggy

Sporky said:

I met my wife in a football goal. I knew she was a keeper. 

Could also have met her working in a zoo.

proggy

I met my wife at the local swimming pool.

I took her out a couple of times but she kept getting back in.

nero1701

I took the other half out last night...was a proper right hander

Stratavarious

I met my wife in the local’s gym’s sauna. I thought, she’s hot! 

Stratavarious

Drone parcel delivery.  Clay pigeon shooting… with prizes! 

maltingsaudio

rogd

proggy

Doesanyoneonhereknowhowtofixthespacebaronalaptop?