Friday humour

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WezV

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJu73Pn7/

proggy

My neighbour told me we were having a coronation street party.

I went dressed as Vera Duckworth.

blobb

thing

Is that message 'Don't be a twat or you're getting an Ibanez'?

relic245

What do we want? Time travel to be invented. 

When do we want it? That's irrelevant. 

Kittyfrisk

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I went into my local B and Q the other day to check out what timber they were selling.
An older guy who was a sales assistant in an orange and black work apron approached me and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately I was too quick for him and landed the first punch. Man, you've gotta be on your guard nowadays when DIY shopping. 

Gandalph

thing

Whats the difference between a cricket ball and a football?

One's a ball and the other one is.

The police stop Schrodinger doing 80 mph.

'You were doing 80 mph Mr Schrodinger'

'Yeah but you can't tell me where.'

Kittyfrisk

Brio

"The police stop Schrodinger doing 80 mph."

Heisenberg surely?

thing

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

HAL9000

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

I picked the wrong quantum physicist once but that’s probably because I’m as thick as two short Plancks.