Friday humour

Brio

https://xkcd.com/824/

Stratavarious

I’m in two minds about all these quantum theory jokes.

DannyP

Stratavarious said:

I’m in two minds about all these quantum theory jokes.

They seem to come in waves.

And particles.

Petepassion

My little bro and me during a Saturday night drinking session...many years ago...

JohnS37

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

I was a bit uncertain myself.

Kilgore

I don't have the branes to understand this sort of stuff.

the_jaffa

Kilgore said:

I don't have the branes to understand this sort of stuff.

It's Feynman, you're not the only one.

Barquentine

My internet connection broke down last night so I spoke to my wife for a couple of hours. She seems a nice enough person.

Stratavarious

Did you hear about the quantum physicist’s break up line?  He didn’t know where it was going, but he knew it was going too fast.

thing

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

HAL9000 said:

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

I picked the wrong quantum physicist once but that’s probably because I’m as thick as two short Plancks.

Surely you can't have a short Planck?

chillidoggy

Brio said:

"The police stop Schrodinger doing 80 mph."

Heisenberg surely?

Wasn't he in 'Breaking Bad'?

Sporky

thing said:

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

HAL9000 said:

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

I picked the wrong quantum physicist once but that’s probably because I’m as thick as two short Plancks.

Surely you can't have a short Planck?

What if it's moving really fast? 

LastMantra

Petepassion said:

My little bro and me during a Saturday night drinking session...many years ago...

WTF?! 

thing

Sporky said:

thing said:

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

HAL9000 said:

thing said:

Oops, wrong quantum physicist. Good spot.

Although until you actually observed it you wouldn't know whether it was Schrodinger or Heisenberg...

I picked the wrong quantum physicist once but that’s probably because I’m as thick as two short Plancks.

Surely you can't have a short Planck?

What if it's moving really fast? 

There's always a clever bugger.

Petepassion

LastMantra said:

Petepassion said:

My little bro and me during a Saturday night drinking session...many years ago...

WTF?! 

Ya could say it's an acquired taste  

Sporky

thing said:

Sporky said:

thing said:

Surely you can't have a short Planck?

What if it's moving really fast? 

There's always a clever bugger.

Let's catch 'em and make them explain things! 

breezytele

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnL5oUePM8

thing

There's a millionaire on holiday in a sleepy mexican town. He's been watching a young guy taking his fishing boat out in the morning and then spending the afternoon on the sand with his beautiful senorita. He can finally stand it no longer so he goes down to the beach and introduces himself.

'Hi, I believe I can make you a millionaire if you'll listen to me'

'OK'

'You need to fish all day instead of just the morning, that will double your income'

'Then what?'

'Then you save enough for another boat, hire a crew and they can fish as well as your boat, that will treble your income'

'Then what?'

'Then eventually you will have a whole fleet of boats, you will be on the way to making your first million'

'Then what?'

'Then you float your company on the NY stock exchange and become the VP, you fly to NY three times a week to attend the meetings to expand your company.'

'Then what?'

'By the time you're sixty you'll have enough money to retire!'

'Then what?'

'Well you move to a sleepy fishing village like this one, maybe spend the morning doing a little fishing and then spend the afternoon with your senorita! How does that sound?'

rogd

RichAC

Just a quick note to remind you all that April is Procrastination Awareness month.

Wishing you a good one.