Friday humour

Stratavarious

I want Benny Hill back

rogd

RocknRollDave

Shrews said:

Stratavarious said:

RocknRollDave said:

roberty said:

Shrews said:

 

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This is the humour thread, not the spite thread.

Seems a spot on, and appropriately funny response to that little piece of anti-trans nastiness.

Anti-trans nastiness?

If the picture was a mother from the 21st century then you would be right. But this joke is about attitudes from the past. It depicts a mother from a different time era with an attitude that we now laugh at. 

Gotcha. Bit too subtle for me to pick up the first time, now I get it.

EricTheWeary

Two limbo dancers walked into a bar. They got disqualified.

Winny_Pooh

axisus

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

DesVegas

https://imgur.io/gallery/CrUO8uS

Winny_Pooh

Shrews

 

Tannin

proggy

I went to give a sperm donation today. The nurse said, "Would you like to masturbate in the cup?"

"Thanks" I replied, "But I don't think I'm ready for a competition yet"

Jonathangus

Haych

Little Mario came home from school crying:

"Mum! At school, everybody calls me mafioso."

"Don't worry, son. I'll talk to that principal tomorrow."

"Thanks, Mum. Please make it look like an accident."

Kittyfrisk

Haych

Today I scared the postman by going to the door in my underwear. I don't know what scared him more: seeing me in my underwear or that I knew where he lived!

EricTheWeary

There is a Gary Delaney one that reminds me of this forum (for reasons that will be obvious to longer term users):



”I’ll tell you what really boils my piss”



”Hotel kettles.”

axisus