Friday humour

Shrews · September 2023

Emp_Fab · September 2023

In case there are some folk that haven't seen this, here you go....

hollywoodrox · September 2023

boogieman said:

Gandalph said:

The first verse is missing

Mary had a little blouse
All torn and full of splits
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her t*ts.

Mary had a little pig she couldn’t stop it grunting
she took it down the garden path & kicked it’s fucking cunt in

Adey · September 2023

Mary had a little bike

She rode it round the grass

And everything the wheels went round

A spoke went up her dress

nero1701 · September 2023

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
9000 volts shot up its arse
Now its tartan nylon

Adey · September 2023

There was a young lady from Aberystwyth

Who went to the mill with some corn to make grist with,

The Miller, named Jack,

Laid her flat on her back,

And united the organs they pystwyth

munckee · September 2023

There was a young man from greece
who did terrible things to some geese
he went too far
with a budgerigar
and a parrot called the police.

swiller · September 2023

there was a young lady from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling.

nero1701 · September 2023

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cos Jill's a pre op tranny

merlin · September 2023

There was a young man from Kent,
Whose penis was horribly bent,
The girls screamed in shock
When he slid in his cock
but the boys thought he was heaven sent.

Poboy · September 2023

Shrews said:

Bluddy stoopid micks.

Shrews · September 2023

goldtop · September 2023

There was a young harlot from Kew,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said, with a grin,
If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too.

Haych · September 2023

There once was a fellow named Ben,
Aroused by the sheep in the pen.
Though he knew it's forbidden,
He was parasite-ridden,
From trying it every now and then.