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The first nun went in to the confessional box, sat down and said, "Father, please forgive me for I have sinned. I touched a man's private parts with my hand".
The priest replied, "Well, it could have been a mistake, in a crowded place you could easily touch a man's private parts without intending to".
"No, father", the nun replied, "I did it on purpose".
"Well, wash your hand in holy water on your way out and your sins are forgiven", was the priest's reply.
On the way out the other nuns observed her washing her hand before she went on her way.
The second nun entered the confessional box and sat down. "Please forgive me father for I have sinned, I touched a man's private parts with both my hands".
"It's possible you didn't mean to", the priests said once again, "it would be easy to accidentally touch a man in a crowded room".
"No, father, I did it on purpose".
"I see", came the voice from the other side of the confessional, "wash both your hands in holy water on your way out and your sins are forgiven".
The nun left and washed her hands in holy water in front of the remaining two nuns waiting to confess their sins.
The nun last in place for confession then turned to the third nun and said, "Do you mind if I take confession before you do".
The third nun replied, "Well, I suppose so but why"?
"Well, I don't want to have to gargle that holy water after you've sat in it"!
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Two weeks later you find that you need it.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
I just thought why the fuck would you give that to your kid and say yeah ride it down the road with the cars to get home from school?
It's just natural selection!
Obesity
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
What a lovely, generous, selfless lad...