Friday humour

swiller

Emp_Fab said:

Not sure I would be posting videos from a child rapist...  funny or not.

well let me know via PM when you have made up your mind.

nero1701

Emp_Fab said:

Not sure I would be posting videos from a child rapist...  funny or not.

Make your mind up ffs!

Emp_Fab

Eh?  Obviously I'm missing the joke.... but...  no. I wouldn't post a video etc etc...

Brio

I think the ‘joke’ is you saying you’re not sure if you’d post the video, when in fact you are sure you wouldn’t.

Winny_Pooh

rogd

Winny_Pooh

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyQfU6NoGOH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

equalsql

Yorkshire Airlines  

swiller

Emp_Fab said:

Eh?  Obviously I'm missing the joke.... but...  no. I wouldn't post a video etc etc...

are you sure? Love you man. 

Anyways..
Not a joke, but perhaps a moment of genius as i sup a stella..
 Thinking about setting up a local turf removal service in my spare time and what to name it, would look good on back of a van and make people giggle.
Came up with  "Sod Off". 

Sporky

You could have a surfer on a green wave and be called "Turf's Up". 

Emp_Fab

I'm sick of companies trying to be witty or clever with their names or van liveries.

I was following a truck yesterday with a lovely colour scheme and (company name) written down the side in a beautiful font and "100 years" below it.

I have absolutely no fucking clue what they do or whether I might use their services.

If they'd emblazoned their truck with "100kg up to 200 miles £50" I'd have possibly spent money with them.  As it is, they could be an interior decorator, a removals company or a manufacturer of pumps for sewage plants.

crunchman

Emp_Fab said:

I'm sick of companies trying to be witty or clever with their names or van liveries.

I was following a truck yesterday with a lovely colour scheme and (company name) written down the side in a beautiful font and "100 years" below it.

I have absolutely no fucking clue what they do or whether I might use their services.

If they'd emblazoned their truck with "100kg up to 200 miles £50" I'd have possibly spent money with them.  As it is, they could be an interior decorator, a removals company or a manufacturer of pumps for sewage plants.

They could be a car dealer so you wouldn't bother them anyway. 

crunchman

sev112

The Friday Humour thread is my little bit of pleasure to look forward to during the week - I don’t read it until Friday.  Seeing the post count going up makes me think that I am going into a conucopia / compendium of all sorts of humour.   I don’t even mind the limericks . 

But can we have a separate thread please “Comments on the Humour Thread” where the moaners and point scorers can go, and leave the jokes to a thread on their own please ?

sev112

PS i realise the irony of that post 

Stratavarious

With bated breath I watch the thread 
The jokes to me are like my bread
But moaners and scorers
Have appeared among us
and it’s really doing in my head

Stratavarious

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Con… 
This is where you say Control Freak who?

munckee

Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

“A danish what?”

bloodandtears

munckee said:

Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

“A danish what?”

pastry.. what else?  ;-)  "bacon butty"????

breakstuff

bloodandtears said:

munckee said:

Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

“A danish what?”

pastry.. what else?  ;-)  "bacon butty"????

Pete?