Friday humour

bloodandtears

breakstuff said:

bloodandtears said:

munckee said:

Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

“A danish what?”

pastry.. what else?  ;-)  "bacon butty"????

Pete?

I thought Pete was from the Norfolk Broads?

ahh my bad...

Kittyfrisk

If Jesus shopped in a supermarket.

swiller

Kittyfrisk

Why women are better at DIY than men...

Emp_Fab

That can't be real surely ?  Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!

Shrews

Emp_Fab said:

That can't be real surely ?  Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!

Yep, literally hundreds of pics here:

https://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/photo1/photo_1.htm

boogieman

This had myself and the missus creased up, depends on whether you enjoy a fart joke though. 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zK_gavOJtrk&si=anAmv8NetLdl5zoM

Shrews

maltingsaudio

Shrews

crunchman

axisus

^
???????

trolley

@axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything

bloodandtears

trolley said:

@axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything

Winny_Pooh

equalsql

rogd

AK99

Stratavarious said:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Con… 
This is where you say Control Freak who?

Whilst we're on the genre..

Knock Knock

Who's; there ? 

MIB It's a big horse

MIB It's a big horse who ?

(altegevver now..)

MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...

Kittyfrisk

^ Groan 

proggy

AK99 said:

Stratavarious said:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Con… 
This is where you say Control Freak who?

Whilst we're on the genre..

Knock Knock

Who's; there ? 

MIB It's a big horse

MIB It's a big horse who ?

(altegevver now..)

MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...

Why do northerners think Londoners pronounce London as Landon?
Do they all have hearing difficulties?