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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1686
    breakstuff said:
    bloodandtears said:
    munckee said:
    Not a joke as such but I’m in a coffee shop, the person serving asked if I wanted anything with it, I said “Have you got a danish?” to which they replied

    “A danish what?”


    pastry.. what else?  ;-)  "bacon butty"????

    Pete?


    I thought Pete was from the Norfolk Broads?



    ahh my bad...
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18995
    If Jesus shopped in a supermarket.


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  • swillerswiller Frets: 1306
    Dont worry, be silly.
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18995
    Why women are better at DIY than men...



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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24444
    That can't be real surely ?  Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3065
    edited October 2023
    Emp_Fab said:
    That can't be real surely ?  Nobody could be that stupid ! - could they ????!!!!!
    Yep, literally hundreds of pics here:

    https://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/photo1/photo_1.htm
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12430
    This had myself and the missus creased up, depends on whether you enjoy a fart joke though. 

    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3065
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  • maltingsaudiomaltingsaudio Frets: 3145
    www.maltingsaudio.co.uk
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3065
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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 11470
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28344
    ^
    ???????
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  • trolleytrolley Frets: 89
    @axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1686
    trolley said:
    @axisus If like me you haven't seen the film, it probably doesn't mean anything



    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • Winny_PoohWinny_Pooh Frets: 7802


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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6167
    edited October 2023

    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1514
    May be an image of 2 people and text that says E Rees-Mogg offers alternative for HS2 Birmingham-Mancheste Manchester link
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  • AK99AK99 Frets: 1607
    edited October 2023
    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Control Freak

    Con… 
    This is where you say Control Freak who?
    Whilst we're on the genre..

    Knock Knock

    Who's; there ? 

    MIB It's a big horse

    MIB It's a big horse who ?

    (altegevver now..)

    MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
    That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18995
    ^ Groan  :)
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    AK99 said:
    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Control Freak

    Con… 
    This is where you say Control Freak who?
    Whilst we're on the genre..

    Knock Knock

    Who's; there ? 

    MIB It's a big horse

    MIB It's a big horse who ?

    (altegevver now..)

    MIB ... it's a big-horse .. I'm a Lan-dun-ah..
    That I luv Lan-dun Tahn...
    Why do northerners think Londoners pronounce London as Landon?
    Do they all have hearing difficulties?
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