Friday humour

guyinlyon

Tannin said:

^ His name was Alfred Nobel. His invention made him very rich and he bequeathed his fortune to the betterment of humankind. It is his vision and his money which created and still pays for the Nobel Prize.

Alfred Nobel founded the Nobel Prizes to assuage his feelings of guilt at having invented many explosives and gun powders that wound up being sold to armies all over the world. 

axisus

Way to suck the fun out of the thread ....

DannyP

After inventing the ODR-1, Alfred Nobel was so dismayed at people believing it was a Tube Screamer, he actually blew himself up with dynamite. FACT.

BigBearKris

axisus said:

Way to suck the fun out of the thread ....

Yes, this thread is having hard time recently.

Just when you thought it can't get any worse after the limericks...

springhead

BigBearKris said:

axisus said:

Way to suck the fun out of the thread ....

Yes, this thread is having hard time recently.

Just when you thought it can't get any worse after the limericks...

       
Just when you thought it can't get any worse after the limericks
Some joker responds like a lunatic,
He......  etc.  

proggy

I always thought Alfred Nobel was famous for inventing the Knock Knock jokes.....

axisus

I thought that Alfred Nobel was a chef, isn't he famous for his Pea Surprise?

rogd

Tannin

axisus said:

Way to suck the fun out of the thread ....

Don't shoot the bloody messenger. Shoot the ignoramus who drew the cartoon. He could have used pretty much any other explosive and wound up with a far better joke. 

Philly_Q

Tannin said:

axisus said:

Way to suck the fun out of the thread ....

Don't shoot the bloody messenger. Shoot the ignoramus who drew the cartoon. He could have used pretty much any other explosive and wound up with a far better joke. 

Really?  We're getting into the subtleties of using the correct type of explosives - and let's face it, we should all be able to list dozens - in a comedy context? 

This thread is dead.

equalsql

Stratavarious

Why did the bacon laugh?

….. Because the egg cracked a yolk! 

Sassafras

Stratavarious said:

Why did the bacon laugh?

….. Because the egg cracked a yolk! 

In keeping with the recent pedantry of this thread, strictly speaking only the egg's shell can crack, so unfortunately, your joke makes no sense.

kaypeejay

Kilgore said:

munckee said:

Tannin said:

^ His name was Alfred Nobel. His invention made him very rich and he bequeathed his fortune to the betterment of humankind. It is his vision and his money which created and still pays for the Nobel Prize.

If you go to Stockholm you can visit his grave. Yes, there is only one of it, and he died after a stroke.

Way to suck the fun out of that one! 

Bang on.

Boom Boom!

axisus

Aaarrgghhhh! The bloody Nobel thing is back!

ESBlonde

guyinlyon said:

Tannin said:

^ His name was Alfred Nobel. His invention made him very rich and he bequeathed his fortune to the betterment of humankind. It is his vision and his money which created and still pays for the Nobel Prize.

Alfred Nobel founded the Nobel Prizes to assuage his feelings of guilt at having invented many explosives and gun powders that wound up being sold to armies all over the world. 

Actually a newspaper accidentally printed his obituary and he was horrified by the comments. He decided to go down in history as a decent guy and set up the Nobel prize trust.

Kilgore

guyinlyon said:

Tannin said:

^ His name was Alfred Nobel. His invention made him very rich and he bequeathed his fortune to the betterment of humankind. It is his vision and his money which created and still pays for the Nobel Prize.

Alfred Nobel founded the Nobel Prizes to assuage his feelings of guilt at having invented many explosives and gun powders that wound up being sold to Wile E. Coyote.

FTFY

swiller

One of best ive heard. Only a minute..

Emp_Fab

Not sure I would be posting videos from a child rapist...  funny or not.

equalsql

C'mon folks let's get this thread back on track.