Friday humour

bluecat · March 5

I am on two diets now, I found I was not getting enough to eat with only one diet.

bluecat · March 5

My wife said there are three things that really annoy her, the first thing is I never listen to a word she says, I can't remember the other two.

swiller · March 5

bertie · March 6

I literally have no idea what that means ^^^

breakstuff · March 6

bertie said:

I literally have no idea what that means ^^^

Me too.

bertie · March 6

PHEW !! ^^^

Sporky · March 6

I think Bitcoin went up briefly yesterday, then back to its previous price.

Thus the gentleman pictured was happy at the price on the way up, less so on the way down.

equalsql · March 6

When everything aligns

Lebarque · March 6

Kittyfrisk · March 7

Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrigin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrigin is gin and water.

bertie · March 7

Image: https://scontent-lhr6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/431266926_416529654241865_6421593188923750774_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=ID6bEfm726AAX-4Dlv7&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-1.xx&oh=00_AfBdc6-HEVzkurn4kEvB_Fv4HvqJrix3nJ_wqRMaYEFYrg&oe=65EE649F

kaypeejay · March 7

Shrews said:

Inseparable.

Sorry!

blobb · March 7

breakstuff · March 7

blobb said:

Or just burn the bodies for light like I do.

Even better, If you can master the wick effect one body can burn for hours.

Top tip for you there.

DesVegas · March 7

I don't know the math but a sandwich cut into triangles is larger than one cut into rectangles

DesVegas · March 7

Please...

https://i.imgur.com/aV2Cuhy.jpeg

equalsql · March 8

Kittyfrisk · March 8

DesVegas · March 9

Don't bite the hand that fingers you

Shrews · March 11

Panini didn't snap David on his most handsomest day.

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