Friday humour

Haych

Haych

Tannin

swiller said:

Bit late notice but a friend of mine has 2 tickets for the Euros final, ⚽️ He paid £300 each, including accommodation, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! 

If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place!!!! It's at Swansea Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Lucy.

OK. I'll do it. 

(Have to be more fun than watching soccer.)

TheMarlin

A man goes to the doctor because his leg keeps talking. "What do you mean?" asks the doctor. "Well if you put your ear near my thigh you'll hear what I mean." When the doctor puts his ear near the man's thigh he hears a voice saying "Lend me £20, I need £20". The doctor is amazed and the man says "And my knee." So the doctor puts his ear next to the man's knee and hears "Lend me £10, I need £10". The doctor is even more surprised. "And my ankle". When the doctor listens to the man's ankle he hears "Lend me £5, I need £5". The doctor is amazed again. "But what's going on?" asks the man. "I'm not sure," says the doctor. "But at a guess I'd say your leg is broke in 3 places!"

Tannin

^ In the eloquent words of our friend @Kurtis - 

Kurtis said:

Groan 

rogd

Haych

Kittyfrisk

This fits in so many other categories, but I do like a laugh 

stufisher

Ref the stages of life cartoon above, I have a preferred alternative.

The three stages of a man's life

drofluf

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon it would come down to who is the better cyclist.

equalsql

rogd

AK99

^ Loser surely.. ?

Jimbro66

I thought it was winner gets Gibraltar.

breakstuff

Gandalph

CavemanGrogg

Philly_Q

^^    

Emp_Fab

We need a "WTF was that about" button.

Sporky

I fear any attempt at explanation would make things worse, not better.