an unusual fact about yourself?

randomhandclaps

Evidence.

VimFuego

s'allright, I used someone else's mouth for my dental records.

ROOG

Nitefly said:

CabbageCat said:

I was once questioned by police in relation to the murder of the transgender prostitute that lived opposite.

Turned out it wasn't me.

Me too - different prostitute, though, this one wasn't transgender.

First question: "Have you ever bitten a prostitute?"  :-O

This is a bit weird, but I was investigated over the murder of a prostitute too, again not a transvestite!

It wasn't me either. 

VimFuego

oddly enough, I have never been investigated for, or even questioned about, the murder of a prostitute. Which is lucky...

johnnyurq

I once had a very strange and lewd (from her not me) stage door conversation with Lynda Baron (nurse Gladys Emmanuel) when I was a stage tech in the early 90's.

Most bizarre and very rude in a naughty way, I was all OMG long before people went OMG.

Emp_Fab

I'm related to Ivor Novello and I once accidentally trod a vol-au-vent into the new carpet of the Chief Executive's office of the DVLA - in front of him, whilst he was talking to me.

I also once wrote to Sally James telling her how much I wanted to shag her.  I was 12.  She didn't reply.

Nitefly

Myranda said:

Hey, if you're paying for time with someone... why wouldn't you bite them?

Whoever it was that murdered the poor girl (she was only 17) had left bite marks...

PolarityMan

Emp_Fab said:

I'm related to Ivor Novello and I once accidentally trod a vol-au-vent into the new carpet of the Chief Executive's office of the DVLA - in front of him, whilst he was talking to me.

I also once wrote to Sally James telling her how much I wanted to shag her.  I was 12.  She didn't reply.

For some reason i now have this image of him saying something which unintentionally upset you and you carying on talking to him with a deliberately shit-eating grin as you grind a vol-au-vent into the carpet. Then you probably threw the ferrero rocher at his wife.

Axe_meister

My great grandfather was major of Berlin during the blockade. And my dad's cousin was Sammie Winmill of the tomorrow people fame, which makes me 3 connections from Kevin Bacon

suspiciousminds

I bought Jo Brand a large pork pie when i worked at Safeway!

Rocker

I scored a goal in a Mullingar Town League match.

ROOG

VimFuego said:

oddly enough, I have never been investigated for, or even questioned about, the murder of a prostitute. Which is lucky...

b Why is that? Did you do it?

monquixote

suspiciousminds said:

I bought Jo Brand a large pork pie when i worked at Safeway!

I saw Jo Brand getting a parking ticket once. 

randomhandclaps

ROOG said:

VimFuego said:

oddly enough, I have never been investigated for, or even questioned about, the murder of a prostitute. Which is lucky...

b Why is that? Did you do it?

See -

VimFuego said:

s'allright, I used someone else's mouth for my dental records.

Guitar_Slinger

VimFuego said:

ooooh, on that note, I have twice not met the Queen.

On that note, I've never shot a tiger © Spike Milligan.

Between the ages of 14-18, my next door neighbour was Jim Beglin.

paulk

Van Morrison told me to fuck off.

PolarityMan

I think the sort of thing posted in here, in comparison with the post something boring thread is quite interesting. I think people actually find themselves quite boring but even the most mundane interaction with a "celebrity" is "unusual". 

I'm surprised at that in a forum which pans celebrity culture so thoroughly tbh.  

Bellycaster

suspiciousminds said:

I bought Jo Brand a large pork pie when i worked at Safeway!

While she was waiting for the other one?

Roland

In a work context, when asked to say something interesting about myself, I frequently use the line "I'm lead guitarist in a rock band".  It's unusual in a business meeting, but of course doesn't cut any ice at all on this forum.

monquixote

Roland said:

In a work context, when asked to say something interesting about myself, I frequently use the line "I'm lead guitarist in a rock band".  It's unusual in a business meeting, but of course doesn't cut any ice at all on this forum.

Amongst guitarists they are just impressed you have a job.