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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28389
    I bought Jo Brand a large pork pie when i worked at Safeway!
    I'm guessing everyone did ....
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  • viz said:
    I went to primary school, secondary school and university with thom yorke and failed to understand how important it was to be in his band.
    You did it to yourself you did and that's what really hurts.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 74398
    Tom Robinson borrowed my amp at a festival gig. He was a very nice chap.

    When I was much younger I was mistaken for one of the Proclaimers. (Very funny as I have a strong English public-school accent.)

    I accidentally played solo guitar to 150,000 people and live national TV.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • JohnPerryJohnPerry Frets: 1641
    An old mate of mine had a piss next to Kris Kristofferson on the set of Heaven's Gate, the unfairly maligned Western.

    Said he didn't see anything.

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28389
    JohnPerry said:
    An old mate of mine had a piss next to Kris Kristofferson on the set of Heaven's Gate, the unfairly maligned Western.

    Said he didn't see anything.
    I bet he had the willies
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    ICBM said:
    Tom Robinson borrowed my amp at a festival gig. He was a very nice chap.

    When I was much younger I was mistaken for one of the Proclaimers. (Very funny as I have a strong English public-school accent.)

    I accidentally played solo guitar to 150,000 people and live national TV.
    Which one?
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  • Lol, I feel a Frankie Boyle quote coming on....

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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 74398
    Myranda said:
    ICBM said:
    When I was much younger I was mistaken for one of the Proclaimers
    Which one?
    The one on the left I think.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • Our left or theirs?
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • McTootMcToot Frets: 2057
    I had the only speaking part in a birds eye fish fingers advert, circa 1980. Unfortunately the ad was so bad it was only ever aired in third world countries and despite my wife contacting their marketing department to try and get a copy, none exist. Captain Birdseye was a grumpy fucker.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


    My trading feedback  - I'm a good egg  ;) 

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  • vizviz Frets: 11026
    I share a disability with 25% of dalmatian dogs.
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3412
    edited October 2013
    My Coventronian (is that the right word) brother-in-laws - one was in the band King and co-wrote "Love & Pride, and a generally nice fella, the other was a local first, then national radio broadcaster and Sun columnist who's an utter c.......

    On a nicer note, I once met, had a drink with and chatted to Neal Schon and then got to play his Les Paul at a very poorly attended Crate demo evening (wrong date was advertised in music press) and I crassly played Journey songs but he "kindly" complimented me!
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 25510
    I once drove a white fiat uno through the Pont de l'Alma tunnel while pissed.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 16469
    so you knew all along it wasn't a conspiracy theory and you were just yanking our chains? that's pretty low.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17140
    edited October 2013
    viz said:
    I share a disability with 25% of dalmatian dogs.
    You're covered in black spots on a quarter of your skin surface?


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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6931
    edited October 2013
    Emp_Fab said:
    I once drove a white fiat uno through the Pont de l'Alma tunnel while pissed.
    Alexi Sayle, is that you?!

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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    viz said:
    I share a disability with 25% of dalmatian dogs.
    You're covered in black spots on a quarter of your skin surface?
    Don't be silly! He means he has 100 siblings and a grey haired woman keeps chasing him to make a coat out of his lovely fur!
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  • vizviz Frets: 11026
    Oh is that what she's up to?
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    Fretwired said:
    I once sat on a bean bag with Jimmy Saville when I was a kid ....
    Who could blame you for not going back for seconds?!
    Luckily I was with a bunch of other kids .. my school had tickets for his TV show and about 20 of us went along with some teachers. We had a group photo with him which was displayed at school ....

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    I once had a bizarre conversation with Tom Baker in a pub whilst taking a piss ... I ended up having a pint with him  and Lalla Ward.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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