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Now look here: You lot are wandering off the path!
I want a smallish bag with a shoulder strap that saves me putting stuff in non-existent pockets, not a fucking great suitcase or a backpack. I'm thinking 200 x 200 x 75 (8" x 8" x 3") in old money, that kind of size.
Just so we're clear, I'm really not bothered whether I look like a twat, I've long since past caring, so as long as it's not fluffy pink or silver. And, whilst I know there's some here who call me a cunt, there's no need for it to carry tampons, or moisturiser.
tumi make good stuff, nothing really made better, but its expensive. Some of it is a bit poncy though.
Buy right buy once and all that.
Shorts with tons of pockets - I hate em. Shorts (again IMO) should be above knee, simple efforts, like an above the knee chino. No fuss, no nonsenses, timelessly cool. If you are young and with it, why not sport a little turn up on the shorts too?
The worst thing shorts wise are those totally square below the knee cargo shorts. Gimp kecks. If you want to wear Capri pants, wear em.
Actually, you should moisturise, and if you're going to The Keys you may want some with UV protection. Also with Florida's crime rate some may suggest that a tampon can be used to treat gunshot wounds - this is a myth. In other words, good choice on binning off the tampons.
Doesn't your good lady have something suitable? Have you asked her for advice? At the risk of sounding sexist, would she not have a bit more experience in the field of accessories?
Mine's used daily for the last 4 years...
Cunt.
Like this one? Looks like it fits the bill to me.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rjr-John-Rocha-Mens-Khaki-Washed-Canvas-Utility-Bag-From-Debenhams-/282016582210?hash=item41a97f8a42:g:p8IAAOSw~oFXHdVK
http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_083010642895_-1
Main "middle aged man who doesn't care anymore" points:-
it's £35
it's got no branding
you can fit stuff in it
it hasn't fallen apart yet
Are you real? The missus will never walk down the same street as me if I'm carrying a dogshit bag!
On second thoughts...........
That one's a bit too big for what I want, but it's on the right track. It's cheap enough, durable, and doesn't scream at you. I'll swing by Debenhams on the way home to see if they've got one of the smaller ones in stock.
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A couple more contenders -
http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_083010640060_-1
http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_083010425495_-1
And there's shedloads more on the site. Looks like there's going to be some company time wasting this afternoon.https://m.zalando.co.uk/pier-one-across-body-bag-olive-brown-pi952ha13-n11.html
There's even a photo of it in action to show you how much of a cunt you will look.