Man-bag required.

chillidoggy

Iamnobody said:

£10.20 here if you insist on this nonsense!

https://m.zalando.co.uk/pier-one-across-body-bag-olive-brown-pi952ha13-n11.html

There's even a photo of it in action to show you how much of a cunt you will look.

Good work! Could be a tad small, thus making me look like an even bigger cunt than usual, but worth checking to see what stuff I can get in it later tonight.

chillidoggy

Handsome_Chris said:

octatonic said:

Mike D has designed a $550 man bag.

http://pitchfork.com/news/66227-beastie-boys-mike-d-designs-550-grown-man-bags/?mbid=social_twitter

But can you buy one in the UK?

Scroll down, and you'll see there's a charity compilation for Jo Cox.

octatonic

Handsome_Chris said:

octatonic said:

Mike D has designed a $550 man bag.

http://pitchfork.com/news/66227-beastie-boys-mike-d-designs-550-grown-man-bags/?mbid=social_twitter

But can you buy one in the UK?

I wouldn't pay $500 for a bag, no.

DaevidJ

You can get an army haversack for a tenner... Customise to suit

markblack

5.11 bail out bag?

chillidoggy

markblack said:

5.11 bail out bag?

Too big!

lloyd

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

chillidoggy

lloyd said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

Poof.

Handsome_Chris

lloyd said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

@LLoyd, if you're coming to London beer with your doggy in a man purse, the slightest will not be the manner in which I shall be telling you that you're effeminate.   :P

Handsome_Chris

chillidoggy said:

markblack said:

5.11 bail out bag?

Too big!

@Chillidoggy, how is that too big.  You're holding 6 mags between those three outside pockets.  By extension that is up to 180 rounds of 5.56mm ammo.  With the other 30 rounds you're going to have attached to your assault rifle, no one is going to nick your 'combat murse'.

Bloody hell. I'd forgotten about those.

lloyd

Handsome_Chris;1118578" said:

lloyd said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.



My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.



No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.





@LLoyd, if you're coming to London beer with your doggy in a man purse, the slightest will not be the manner in which I shall be telling you that you're effeminate.   :P

Anyone else know what this guys trying to say?

chillidoggy

And there's me thinking Sambostar was in the cooler.

richardhomer

lloyd;1118602" said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

I have a gay friend with a dachshund. The opportunities for double entendres are excellent; "Would you like to stroke my sausage?" Or when he put it on a diet "My sausage is terribly swollen", etc.

lloyd

richardhomer said:

lloyd;1118602" said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

I have s gay friend with a dachshund. The opportunities for double entendres are excellent; "Would you like to stroke my sausage?" Or when he put it on a diet "My sausage is terribly swollen", etc.

My advice to anybody that wants women to approach them in the street and gush, giggle and basically behave like love sick teenagers, is to get a sausage dog (other small dogs may work) and take it for a walk in a built up area. My sausage is a fanny magnet, you might say.

Handsome_Chris

@lloyd, what is your canine companion called?

lloyd

Handsome_Chris said:

@lloyd, what is your canine companion called?

Bronson, can't go full gay can you? Give him a hard mans name.

jonnyburgo

lloyd said:

richardhomer said:

lloyd;1118602" said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

I have s gay friend with a dachshund. The opportunities for double entendres are excellent; "Would you like to stroke my sausage?" Or when he put it on a diet "My sausage is terribly swollen", etc.

My advice to anybody that wants women to approach them in the street and gush, giggle and basically behave like love sick teenagers, is to get a sausage dog (other small dogs may work) and take it for a walk in a built up area. My sausage is a fanny magnet, you might say.

I was in Manchester today with my dog,he got a lot of attention from da boidz. I on the other hand got fuck all.

lloyd

jonnyburgo said:

lloyd said:

richardhomer said:

lloyd;1118602" said:

Nothing wrong with man bags, I'm in the market for one myself.

My sausage dog has outgrown the old one which he normally goes in when I go into any shops.

No one would say I look effeminate in the slightest.

I have s gay friend with a dachshund. The opportunities for double entendres are excellent; "Would you like to stroke my sausage?" Or when he put it on a diet "My sausage is terribly swollen", etc.

My advice to anybody that wants women to approach them in the street and gush, giggle and basically behave like love sick teenagers, is to get a sausage dog (other small dogs may work) and take it for a walk in a built up area. My sausage is a fanny magnet, you might say.

I was in Manchester today with my dog,he got a lot of attention from da boidz. I on the other hand got fuck all.

Helps if you're a hugely attractive rich man. Unfortunately I'm none of these so get nothing too.

richardhomer

lloyd;1118901" said:

My advice to anybody that wants women to approach them in the street and gush, giggle and basically behave like love sick teenagers, is to get a sausage dog (other small dogs may work) and take it for a walk in a built up area. My sausage is a fanny magnet, you might say.

100% agree. We were sitting outside a pub near here a couple of weeks ago and an endless stream of women came over to talk to us (well Robbie's sausage, in truth).

I may well invest in one....

lloyd

richardhomer said:

lloyd;1118901" said:

My advice to anybody that wants women to approach them in the street and gush, giggle and basically behave like love sick teenagers, is to get a sausage dog (other small dogs may work) and take it for a walk in a built up area. My sausage is a fanny magnet, you might say.

100% agree. We were sitting outside a pub near here a couple of weeks ago and an endless stream of women came over to talk to us (well Robbie's sausage, in truth).

I may well invest in one....

Ridiculous isn't it? You can borrow mine, I'm just round the corner.