Am I the only man in the world that can lift the seat and piss into a toilet without spraying the floor and seat?
Am I the only man in the world that can have a dump and actually flush the toilet and not leave the contents of my bowels protruding out of the water like a stinking walnut whip or pebble dashing the porcelain with what resembles undigested peanuts?
I have even come across a bog where some dirty fecker had placed a turd on the back of the toilet seat itself!
Is this how people are at home? Are you one of these errant poopers?
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I've started seeing chewing gum in urinals, can't people just spit it into the bin?!
In the factory where I work we have a lot of temp workers who come and go and as a result don't give a fek about us or their jobs. A couple of months back one of these guys laid a turd in the bogs, he must have been very proud of it as he fished it out of the pan and smeared all over the toilet walls and corridor.
nice chap.
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Football is rubbish.
Dirty fuckers are a fact of life, and their bad deeds are rife and rank.
But not every public bog is blessed with a regular attendant compelled to work at or near the minimum wage to clean this shit up.
Motorway services and Heathrow/ Gatwick airports seem to have the cleanest bogs in my experience, although I bet some of you can mention some dishonourable exceptions to this rule.
Anyway, back to the lavatory attendants. I dedicate this song to their hard work and dedication.
Sorry about that @wolftone
I was in a bit of a rush
:-SThere are three cubicles on our floor and it's a constant battle to find a clean one. Toilet roulette if you will - guess which one of the three (if any) won't be caked in shit.
I assume they don't treat their toilet at home like that.
Same with kitchens in offices that I've worked in, people just make a mess then fuck off to leave the cleaners to deal with it.
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No wonder why it was backing up!! Pure idiocy and filth.