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Funniest non sweary name to call someone?
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Some of these are stretching "non-sweary" a bit.
I have to do this a lot with my kids. I usually go for "plum".
My kids are mental, so they're starting to invent their own names to call each other. My favourite so far is "fomper".
Weirdly, my brother did that when we were little. I got called "ponker" a lot.
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones. Your royal highnesses.
Fanny Badger
(floors them every time)
Dinlow
Dog Snatcher
Squid Beak
"Yer gret Pilchard"