Funniest non sweary name to call someone?

strtdv

Not a name as such, but I heard a dad say to his son "shut up you, when you were born you were so ugly they didn't know which end to slap".

LastMantra

Dopesick;1132906" said:

Seatsniffer

We used to say saddle-sniffer.

Steffo

Muppet is one of my preferred one, or Kermit to confuse people.

Sarge

breakstuff;1133511" said:

When I was a kid in the seventies/eighties 'Joey' as in Joey Deacon,the disabled guy featured on Blue Peter was a popular one.Obviously hugely un pc nowadays but the verbal weapon of choice for most ten year olds at the time.

As they say,kids can be so cruel.

I thought it was just my mates and me using Joey, still a classic pc or not.

Sarge

Bell push
McFly
Goit (courtesy of Arnold J. Rimmer)
Gimboid (again a Rimmerism)
Rimmer.
and when once as a teenager I threw a chip at a pigeon, an old chap confronted me and called me a Guttersnipe, suffice to say we all fell about laughing at him, turns out he was right....

TimmyO

Toby (is in toby jug = mug)

"What an absolute toby"

Sporky

TimmyO said:

Toby (is in toby jug = mug)

"What an absolute toby"

Swindon rhyming slang?

ennspek

An Australian friend of mine calls people "born early".

speshul91

I like flid. Picked it up from an in law.

Sporky

speshul91 said:

I like flid. Picked it up from an in law.

Given that there are still thalidomide victims living that one may not be entirely tasteful.

lloyd

Sporky;1134845" said:

speshul91 said:

I like flid. Picked it up from an in law.





Given that there are still thalidomide victims living that one may not be entirely tasteful.

Insults rarely are.

Sporky

True.

But a good insult only insults the person you're insulting.

And their immediate family.

And acquaintances.

And so on.

lloyd

Egg

snakemanStoo

Ya wee dafty

10thumbs

Blert.

Alnico

10thumbs said:

Blert.

Just every now and again, i miss Liverpool.

Moltisanti

throwing a chip at a pigeon is the highlight of this thread so far

I like

Lemon, Clown, Muppet, Dufus, Numpty, Peenarse, Bellend

All get shouted regularly at other motorists much to the amusement of my children

daveww

A proper pillar.  A real brick!