Funniest non sweary name to call someone?

Dopesick

Seatsniffer

jamiexsilver

Spanner or dolls head.

KKJale

From the Twitterthon over Trump's igorance of Scotland, I was cheered by "yer great wiggy slice"

slacker

epsilon

Handsome_Chris

Arse pipe.

I'm all partial to using Arse trumpet as well.

Sporky

I would like to suggest a non-sweary version of one I first saw from Mr Bucket of this parish.

"Fur-lined ocean-going posstot"

ennspek

I'm a big fan of Melt. With the kids I using go for donut.

Hootsmon

a lot of folk in this Country get off with calling people things like.....Bawjaws........Bawface...is another

Buggerlugs......springs tae mind

Jive Ass Turkey Motherfuckin' Son of a........oh wait a mo.

stratosonic

Swapping letters round works for me...

bucking fastard

wucking fanker

cupid stunt

guitarfishbay

Turbo bellchese

SRich

I've met a few Numpties in my time

Alnico

Dopey Tart.

It works just as well for Men or Women.

TheMarlin

Gimp.

breakstuff

Nesbit.

fob

Clown

Not that funny, ironically, but pretty demeaning.

Iamnobody

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Clown

Not that funny, ironically, but pretty demeaning.

I use clown as well but if I'm at the point of calling someone a name then I'm going to swear regardless.

A fucking clown if you will.

RandallFlagg

Dick Weed is a favourite of my wife, usually referring to me

I also like Numpty in a Northern accent

and Spanner and Complete Tool are good

Turd Burglar may be inappropriate but is funny

breakstuff

When I was a kid in the seventies/eighties 'Joey' as in Joey Deacon,the disabled guy featured on Blue Peter was a popular one.Obviously hugely un pc nowadays but the verbal weapon of choice for most ten year olds at the time.

As they say,kids can be so cruel.

RaymondLin

I just call them an idiot.

AliGorie

chunky mark seems to like this ine -