I judge you if....

professorben

digitalscream said:

bobliefeld said:

digitalscream said:

bobliefeld said:

If you have some expensive Master Built, Custom Shop or boutique brand Fender type guitar.

The more expensive the more judgement, with extra bonus points if it's a Tele.

I resent that...

How much you pay for that plank ?

A few things...

1 - I didn't, but if somebody bought one of these it'd be about £1200 I think
2 - The guy's a well-respected luthier on here, and it's better than any Fender I've ever played
3 - Careful what you say next, strange things might happen to your account depending on how you describe my guitars

He's not bluffing
trust me. 
I used to be slim. 
Poked fun a digi. 

Now look at me. 

Jalapeno

ChrisCox1994 said:

not turning down when others are soloing/singing, especially at a jam.

also ... still soloing while it's somebody else's turn

CloudNine

Moss said:

If you play badly with expensive gear

Erm. I resemble that comment!!!!!

Anyway, it's the guys that are shit hot and playing a crappy Squire that are really annoying. Pretentious bastards. 'Look at me, and how fucking great I am, and even this piece of shit guitar is not hindering my greatness'

impmann

Jalapeno said:

ChrisCox1994 said:

not turning down when others are soloing/singing, especially at a jam.

also ... still soloing while it's somebody else's turn

Soloing over the top of a singer... yes, Carlos fucking Santana I'm looking at you. Shut up. Shut up now.

Troy

digitalscream said:

bobliefeld said:

If you have some expensive Master Built, Custom Shop or boutique brand Fender type guitar.

The more expensive the more judgement, with extra bonus points if it's a Tele.

I resent that...

I'll judge you for having no strings on the guitar.

Sarge

digitalscream said:

bobliefeld said:

£1,200?  In that case I'll buy one it looks nice   

It is, and nice save Also, it only weighs 2.4kg.

bobliefeld said:

I judge stuff that costs at least double that

In that case, you'll be wanting to judge the other Tele I have from the same guy...a bit fancier...

is that a Dalefty? 

Gassage

I judge you if you're a piss poor architectural photographer with a VW camper.

Rave

I judge you if you can't tune a guitar...

Or if you're one of those people who bang on about tonewoods and boutique pedals, amps......'cause you know, the attention to detail that goes into how something is built really determines how you sound as a player.

Can't remember the last time I played through a hand wired amp and turned into Peter Green. Some people believe it though..

hobbio

I judge you if you have a pedalboard worth £1500 and no fucking tuner.

NotNowJohn

I judge you if you wear your guitar really high up.

usedtobe

If you type to, when you mean too, of when you mean have, and inbox me..

CloudNine

I judge you if you are supposed to be demonstrating gear, but are instead demonstrating your own awesomeness.

richardhomer

I judge you if you spend endless money chasing tone but produce a crap sound when playing the guitar unplugged.

Sort out what you sound like first - then start throwing money at improving what you sound like....

Chuffola

...If your gumtree ad states that your 25 year old Korean Squire is much more sought after than the inferior Chinese ones now produced - like those Classic Vibes that everyone loves.

...If you advertise your Epiphone as a Gibson because the truss rod cover says Gibson.

...If you don't like Prog.

Winny_Pooh

People who like prog

Sassafras

If you wear knee-high socks with sandals and shorts.

blueskunk

U get judged for having telecasters with the wrong bridge in!!

TTBZ

If you are a weekend warrior with delusions of grandeur. nothing wrong with being a weekend warrior (I suspect most of us here, myself included, are) - just don't take it too seriously and act like it's something its not! My old cover band are guilty of this and it's one of the reasons I left - full blown social media "campaigns" , cringeworthy promo videos for new band members and gigs, "official statement from the band" statuses etc. Pipe down, you're playing summer of 69 to a bunch of piss heads.

Other than that I don't get too worked up about what other people want to spend their time and money on any more! 

notonlybutalso

If we are on the same bill and you ask to borrow a strap/lead/guitar/amp. Not when you have legitimately forgotten these things, but when you just turn up expecting someone to accommodate you.

If you are desperate to tell me how much better your guitar is than mine

blueskunk

TTBZ said:

If you are a weekend warrior with delusions of grandeur. nothing wrong with being a weekend warrior (I suspect most of us here, myself included, are) - just don't take it too seriously and act like it's something its not! My old cover band are guilty of this and it's one of the reasons I left - full blown social media "campaigns" , cringeworthy promo videos for new band members and gigs, "official statement from the band" satuses etc. Pipe down, you're playing summer of 69 to a bunch of piss heads.

Other than that I don't get too worked up about what other people want to spend their time and money on any more! 

Wisdom awarded.