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Someone is flogging homemade ones with added caramel on Etsy. I'm going in...
Here am I am going on about chocolate bars, I haven't eaten one in ten years.
Chocolate bar of Exquisite taste ...........I'D give my right arm for one (and get a hook instead )
Good call on NUTTY by the way. I'd forgotten how bloody lovely they were. I used to eat all the peanuts off the outside and save the inside till last (which is where the real action was).
I also remember Milk tray bar, it was shaped into the various different flavours, quite an art form. When I felt like something a bit posh as an 8 year old
My Mum used to love Amazin' bars. I didn't, as 6 year olds didn't like raisins, did they?
Also, Ovaltine bar. That was a nice bit of chocolate.
@Dominic - Old Jamaica was amazingly lovely. I was even a sucker for the wrapper and the marketing - it all contributed to me pestering my parents to investigate smugglers etc whenever we went to Cornwall on holiday.
It was downhill from there !
https://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/cadbury-bournville-old-jamaica-100g-box-of-18.html
Appalling packaging - I know they have tagged it "new old !", but the wrapper was quite key (to a 10 year old).
I never ate any of this sweet stuff due to having type 1 diabetes since the age of 10 months.
Sugar was always medicine.
That's really tough - you do have my sympathy.
I have phases where I am on a liquid nutrition diet, so not allowed any food at all, but it is usually for a finite time therefore I can look forward to change - definitely not in your ballpark.
.I was a typical 12 year old from an all-boys school and sexually inquisitive .I had noticed that Claire Venables (age 13) had started to develop some juvenile torpedo shaped breasts which were evident when we went to Tennis Coaching on Saturday mornings .Her parents were very austere and strict and didn't allow her sweets or chocolate so I had found her Achilles heel when she used to beg me for a piece of my Caramac bar.
In a particularly fiendish and scheming way I decided to seize upon her weakness and schemed that a whole Caramac bar of her own would probably be an irresistible temptation .
It took me 2 whole weeks pocket money saving to buy the extra large Caramac bar and proposition the trade for a topless exposure and unencumbered feel of her tits behind the Tennis Club Pavillion one July morning............ It worked .
Poor Claire ......after tolerating the vile 12 year old perv for 5 whole minutes she devoured the Caramac in one go; and very well-deserved it was too !
Not being used to sweets or chocolate she was violently sick before the second coaching coaching session of the morning .
I remember the sick was a horrible foamy beige colour.
I didn't feel any remorse as I was still glowing from my acheivement and felt very grown-up.Sigh.
........and to add insult to injury I tried the same move on her friend,Adrienne,as soon as I saved up for a bottle of Coke (she wasn't allowed fizzy drinks )
What a monster I was !
My wife and kids know the story and bought me a large Caramac for Xmas from a retro on-line sweet shop !
I get a flake about twice a year, that's about it for me with choc bars
I do eat some chocolate but only things that can be broken up into little bits and rationed out over several days - I'd never buy any of the bars we're talking about here. I used to have an appalling diet but now I'm very self-controlled.
I give you....Fry’s Five Centres bar.