Bizarre Or Pointless Questions That Have Always Puzzled You.

mike_l

What's it called when you wipe your cock round the edge of your colleagues teacup?

 

Not that I've ever done this you understand...........

VimFuego

revenge if it's empty

CBT if it's full.

holnrew

Why am I such a sweaty bish?

chillidoggy

"Would you like a beer?"

"Fancy a curry for dinner?"

"How's about a good shag, big boy?"

 

All pointless questions asked by Topbollox.

mike_l

VimFuego said:

revenge if it's empty

CBT if it's full.

Am I going to regret asking what CBT is? If not what's CBT?

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

"Would you like a beer?"

"Fancy a curry for dinner?"

"How's about a good shag, big boy?"

 

All pointless questions asked by Topbollox.

Good shag?

thumpingrug

mike_l said:

VimFuego said:

revenge if it's empty

CBT if it's full.

Am I going to regret asking what CBT is? If not what's CBT?

Cock and Ball Torture.  Some blokes get off on having their tackle smashed with heavy objects, spiked, electrocuted and generally mangled,    Apparently. 

Misterg

Every day is a school day here.....

hungrymark

imalone;338983" said:

hungrymark said:



Hertz32 said:



hungrymark said:

Why can I divide ten by three, multiply the result by three and not get ten? Troubled me for years, that one.


ten isn't easily divisible by 3. You get 3.3333333333... infinitely. 

If you multiplied 3.333333... by 3, you get 9.9999999999999999999... which is as near as ten as makes no odds. Thats like, Pre-GCSE maths mate xD 


Yes I'd got that far. It's as close to ten as makes no odds but it's not actually ten. Others have answered why though - the decimal system doesn't work all the time.


.9recurring is exactly one. This is provable from the arithmetic series, but the layman's argument is that there is infinitely little difference between the two, which amounts to zero (any two distinct numbers have an infinite number of numbers between them). You can represent any rational number (integer a/ integer b) exactly in decimal if you allow a recurring representation.

Similarly 0.3recurring IS 1/3. Just your calculator may well not use a way of doing the calculations that can handle the manipulation and instead multiplies up its finite (and imprecise) representation of it. Some symbolic maths packages do understand this kind of thing.

That sort of makes sense. Thanks.

mike_l

Would a size11, steel toecap to the nads count as CBT?

If so, he'll be getting that

Skipped

Do I need to return my Gil Yaron pickup rings?


:-S

ChrisMusic

ChrisMusic said:    If we could see another colour, what would it look like ?

@RocknRollDave said:   infra-red or ultraviolet

Have you ever seen infra-red or ultra violet ?

What did it look like ?

Hertz32

ChrisMusic said:

ChrisMusic said:    If we could see another colour, what would it look like ?

@RocknRollDave said:   infra-red or ultraviolet

Have you ever seen infra-red or ultra violet ?

What did it look like ?

Like red. but more so. 

Alnico

thumpingrug said:

mike_l said:

VimFuego said:

revenge if it's empty

CBT if it's full.

Am I going to regret asking what CBT is? If not what's CBT?

Cock and Ball Torture.  Some blokes get off on having their tackle smashed with heavy objects, spiked, electrocuted and generally mangled,    Apparently. 

I took it to mean 'Cognitive Behavioural Therapy'.................

and it was still funny !

not_the_dj

Are there facebook groups to sell shoes and sunglasses.....and if so do they get spammed by people selling Boss Blues Drivers?

RocknRollDave

ChrisMusic said:

ChrisMusic said:    If we could see another colour, what would it look like ?

@RocknRollDave said:   infra-red or ultraviolet

Have you ever seen infra-red or ultra violet ?

Um...No, otherwise they wouldn't really fit the criteria of being "another colour" on top of what we can see..

But we do know that they exist as wavelengths of light at either end  (and outside) of the spectrum that us humans can see, and that some creatures can see them.

Same as sound - humans have a finite range of hearing (which differs from person to person, and reduces as we get older) but we know there are sounds outside of that range that other animals can hear.

harpo

What, exactly, goes through a Horse's mind when they're going 65 mph down the motorway in a horse box without even trotting? I mean those horse boxes have windows in the front so the horses can look out!

HAL9000

Those road signs that warn about falling rocks or low-flying aircraft - what am I supposed to do?

Rox

harpo said:

What, exactly, goes through a Horse's mind when they're going 65 mph down the motorway in a horse box without even trotting? I mean those horse boxes have windows in the front so the horses can look out!

"Why the fuck do you ride me if you can travel quicker in this thing?"

Axe_meister

DrBob said:

I used to wonder how they erect the really massive cranes that you see on building sites because surely in order to build a crane what you really need is a crane....

But I'm told that they self climb as they build.

Which is boring.

The crane actually builds itself.the top section lifts itself up on a hydraulic ram at the same time lifting the next section up which is then slotted into place beneath it.