Is there a song that you really hate?

mikenetic

Where's Me Jumper by Sultans of Ping FC.

I'll tell you where it is, over there, in The Sea. Why don't you just follow it in and never, ever, come back.

mikenetic

Springywheel said:

I'll second anything by Ed Sheeran - a useful idiot for hip marketing execs in the musical industry who whore his mediocre ass out to millions of adoring sycophants. The sooner he's steamrolled, whisked into ginger waste and emptied down the shitter the better. 

Also Livin' on A Prayer. 

I get the impression you're sitting on the fence with Ed here.

mikeyrob73

that Tonight is gonna be a good night pish , is it by black eyed pea or something ? 
it makes me want to rip my own ears off, yes , yes it WAS a good night till i fucking walked in here and heard this utter utter shite 

merlin

Murder on the Dance Floor. Sophie Ellis-Fuckster. 

Okay yah. 

merlin

And anything with a Millenial Whoop.

Snags

You lot all want to get a sense of perspective

Hattigol

Yellow Submarine. 

If I hear even just the first horrifically flat 'In the tooooowwwwwwn', I consider it a day ruined.

UnclePsychosis

the_jaffa said:

Don’t Stop Me Now

fucking awful and most people’s ott positive reaction to it makes it worse 

This, this, this, and a thousand times this. 

Its awful. And that "LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE HAVING" oh-my-god-we're-so-godawfully-unimaginative-that-we-need-a-song-about-having-fun-to-show-we're-having-fun shite that accompanies it can piss right off, and then when its done pissing off, it can piss off some more. 

guitars4you

Amazed how many songs are listed as 'I hate' that I like - But for me there are 3

Lady in Red - fingers down the back of the throat puke
Tainted Love - Soft Cell - especially the long play 12" version 
Come on Eileen - More the poxy dancing in the video 

Kilgore

Snags said:

You lot all want to get a sense of perspective

Never heard of it. Who is it by?



Edit: just listened to it, shite drivel. 

MaximumZargon

American Pie by Don McLean. Madonna even worse, but really any version has me stuffing my ears with whatever lies closest to hand. Good Lord I hate that song.

mooncat

Plastic Bertrand, Ca Plane Pour Moi.

I absolutely fucking hate it and they keep putting it in tv adverts.

Octahedron

"Hocus Pocus" by Focus.
I don't listen to radio much. When I do, I listen to our local rock station. And they often play this monstrosity. The yodelling drives me nucking futs. I have, off the back of this, never made any attempt to further delve into the works of Focus. They can piss off.

"Light My Fire" by The Doors.
Just dreary shit.

David Bowie can fk off. Ground control to major Tom, the only circuit I wish was going wrong right now is the circuit in my radio so I don't have to listen to David Bowie. 

I mean look there's soooo many SONGS I hate.
I even hate songs by my favourite artists.
I can't stand most of the songs on "One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back" by The Darkness, when Justin Hawkins fell off the horse after doing the drugs. 

Anything by Slipknot. Slipknot... people = shit? No. Slipknot = shit! 

I feel like this thread could bring out the worst in me  but sometimes I think it's healthy to just rip on something eh  

ElectricXII

mooncat said:

Plastic Bertrand, Ca Plane Pour Moi.

I absolutely fucking hate it and they keep putting it in tv adverts.

I love that one! Guilty pleasure.

goldtop

Layla. I'm an old blues-rock fart, I should love it. But never has a not-bad riff been undermined by everything else in the song. Don't even get me started on that whiney aimless slide nonsense...

Pattie Boyd must be tone deaf if she chose this over 'Something'.

steven70

Too many to mention but that f_cking thing by Nirvana has got to be up there.
And 'Baba O' Riley' is another one -  2 seconds of that intro makes me want to punch someone's face in.
I'm livid just thinking about it...good grief.

steven70

Octahedron said:

David Bowie can fk off. Ground control to major Tom, the only circuit I wish was going wrong right now is the circuit in my radio so I don't have to listen to David Bowie. 

This too - superb analysis

FelineGuitars

House of Pain - jump around.
That screech effect in it does my head in

Stuckfast

Sit Down by James. Easily the worst song ever written.

Zoolooter

Rizzle Kicks - Mama Do The Hump

About as enjoyable as a stubborn dose of fusty gonorrhoea.