Friday humour

Moominpapa · April 2020

axisus said:

Well, they do know what they like, and they don't like what they see in YOUR wardrobe.

breakstuff · April 2020

proggy · April 2020

Meatloaf is getting married again. This time to his accountant.

Apparently she'll do anything for love, but she won't do VAT.

Kittyfrisk · April 2020

axisus · April 2020

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Kittyfrisk · April 2020

I know, I'm a very naughty boy...

proggy · April 2020

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Hootsmon · April 2020

Kebabkid · April 2020

drofluf said:

Put the bin out last night and the whole street applauded. Never felt prouder.

Well, I farted on the top deck of a bus recently and 4 people stood up and turned around. I thought I was on The Voice.

axisus · April 2020

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axisus · April 2020

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blobb · April 2020

AIDE: Mr President, two Brazilian officials have tested positive for Coronavirus
TRUMP: JESUS ! How many is two brazillion?

proggy · April 2020

Doctor: "Bloody Hell Mr Proggy, it's not a wonder you're constipated, you've got a Morphy Richards steam iron rammed up your arse. How long has that been there?"

Me: "Ever since the wife unwrapped her birthday present doctor"

Kittyfrisk · April 2020

Fretwired · April 2020

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axisus · April 2020

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proggy · April 2020

I put the telly on last night and the Queen's speech was on.
I thought "Fucking hell, I haven't even put the decorations up yet"

the_jaffa · April 2020

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Rabi walked into a bar...

Ah, those were the days.

the_jaffa · April 2020

Is anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in their fridge?

maltingsaudio · April 2020

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