Friday humour

axisus

Kittyfrisk

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FarleyUK

Kittyfrisk said:

That makes me nervous just looking at it.... and I don't mean due to social distancing.

Kittyfrisk

Pink moon images. "Thousands - including a family at the Rock of Dunamase in the Republic of Ireland - took pause to glance upwards and take in the view "  (BBC website)

breakstuff

axisus said:

Brilliant. 

guitars4you

Kittyfrisk said:

I have that original poster in my office - I love it 

axisus

FX_Munkee

Fretwired

New head of Starfleet reassures the Federation in light of the COVID-100019 crisis ...

Kittyfrisk

I'm so bloody bored with being locked in...
I have taken to randomly ringing numbers in India, to see if they have had any accidents that weren't their fault in the last three years.

TheOtherDennis

A chap I used to work with claimed that he'd had the old "Your computer has been infected with a virus" scam call once.

He strung them along for a bit before getting bored and saying "Look, this is just a scam and I'm not falling for it, you're wasting your time."

To which he claimed his Indian caller replied "Well you spent 200 years stealing from us, you can't blame us for trying to get some of it back, can you?" and hung up.

Kittyfrisk

AlexC

An actor friend of mine called me and is very excited. He’s just landed a role in a major movie. He’s playing a man who’s been married for ten years.
Next time he’s hoping for a speaking part.

Kittyfrisk

10thumbs

 Kittyfrisk said:

As a furloughed hgv courier driver , I laughed my are off at this one.
Can't wait to tell it to the guys at. ...........
................oh , bugger.

Kittyfrisk

^ Fair point, well made. Just trying to raise a smile wherever possible these days. No offence meant.

breakstuff

Kittyfrisk said:

^ Fair point, well made. Just trying to raise a smile wherever possible these days. No offence meant.

I count 2749.

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@Kittyfrisk  none taken mate , I  genuinely thought it was a really good one ,cheers.

Kittyfrisk

Recycling collection isn't due until next tuesday... really don't think I'd manage if I didn't live on my own.